This reminds me of when we would sail the Shannon looking for British soldiers to throw stones at and English girls to spin a yarn to for a glimpse of their petticoats and a sniff of their umbrellas...oh no sorry that never happened. You can catch me at the Copa for the late show, but be warned it g...

Dearest Karen Blackall, allow this gratuitous dogerel to wash over you like shit on a tramps back.
Wearing rocket shoes may help.

Hi Violet.

John Etherington,a perfect example of what I've always said, "You don't actually have to be black to be a nigger".

The dirty little cunt summed up whats fucked up with society. His old man was a complete wanker that took the belt to him and completely fucked him up. If he had lived in the `real world`he`d have just been the weird freak that lived in the ground floor flat off dog shit street that parents told the...

Martine,
just for you - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKbDNY0Zwg




Violet, later.....

Violet, Violet, Violet, such a sweet little flower... I'll remain as stiff as I can, just for you. Tell me sweet Violet, why did you have such a hard time on this forum when youf first posted? Who were the bas...who were the bad people that were mean to you, Violet?

:twisted: You mean like the time we agreed to cover for the catalogue of monumental fuckups your lot made? That was the last time we agreed on something, Marti, and however much you might wish it was a million years ago...it wasn't.So be careful, babe, or I just might take the CP back. Don't think I...

It's raining, dark clouds hover making my world dark and my cappucino cold.
I am a nasty man and I behave badly most of the time. Perhaps I would be different if somebody loved me.
Perhaps.

v i - O- l et we've barely talked, but I think I have sexual feelings for you... just to let you know, I am truly serious.... I think you are smart, charming and quite humorous. Your posts make me smile…and your name is pretty cool as is your personality. Actually, you're quite the charmer. I am dig...

I take it she won't be smoking the pipe of peace, then?

Smoke the pipe of peace?
Is that a code for a blow job?

Yes do.
We have a lady here, also from Yorkshire.

Keep her away from me.



I know Kung Fu.

Hear! hear! William.




cate :-

now there's no one left to tie up

I'll be your huckleberry

Pffft, I don't like your attitude.

JOE, will you please return my story, I shall then be able to edit it and send it off to JOHN.

Enters, stage right ~~

Joe, can you please return my short story as I have gone way over the mark of 1000 words, maybe it wasn't a short story after all. Thankyou.
Sirus K.