Snap.

[mickey_one]

mickey_one ~

"vigins" ha! my typing is so crap!!

Might we say it's been so long, you forgot how to spell it?


~ Lizzy

hey, that's rather witty, so as a reward I send you not emotithingys but some Danish keystrokes


for Lizzy- æ ø å

[mickey_one]

Hey greg, you head is full of the cut and paste from all over the net!
mickey_one you go to makeing me laugh i send you this
now you kill it
I like you not take this serious like you not take the nothing here

Che, a number of the regular posters here met the other night and I am delighted to offer you the official position of Captain of this Forum. Are you interested? Please let us know

kind regards

michael

[che]

this i take to be another your joke?
but I am honored you think me to led your forum.
Salute!

[mickey_one]

this i take to be another your joke?
but I am honored you think me to led your forum.
Salute!

it's not really a joke. Jarkko spoke to me last weekend about the growing unruliness and lack of discipline on the Files. So we sat down with Leonard Cohen. Phillip Glass and Diane (yes, the Diane!) and we decided the best way forward would be to elect by a fair and democratic process (I have 3 votes) a Captain of each Forum. I emphasised the need for a poster whom is loved equally by all, has a gentle and fun-loving personality, and who speaks many languages (excluding English) and we unanimously agreed (by a majority of 3-1) that you, Che, are our man (or woman) (the mystery is a strong point in your favour, by the way).

Your main task will be to rule this place with iron indiscipline, imposing arbitrary Laws and Punishments.

Lenny, Jarkky and Glassy (we got on nick-name terms as the evening progressed) suggested that you write the Rules of Conduct at your own pace but before tomorrow evening 6 PM the absolute latest. Diy contended that schedule time was too rushed and argued for 5 past 9 January 14th 2008.

I used my deciding vote to reach a sensible compromise and so the deadline is now set for 10 o'clock tonight.

Cher Che, we place our trust in you.

[Diane]

Michael, I just spotted my name down here. What are you on about now? Is it not enough that you read out a poem, right in front of Leonard Cohen, containing the lines, (hang on while I find them...)

I’ll blow your fucking head off, you bastard, don’t you see I’m desperate, I’m quite old and realistically I won’t be doing any more touring although I don’t mind selling my drawings and the occasional conversation
With Phillip Glass
So, shift your ass

And no-one knows where the cash is going
And no-one knows why Kelly is glowing
Oh Lynch, I need you
I need you
I need you
Oh…I need you now

etc.

You have more front than Jordan. Thanks btw for doing the compere bit on Saturday, even if you did turn up a bit late. We all missed you in the Bar and Grill, but it was a good choice of venue you sorted for us. Hope the arm is well on the mend. I'll leave you to your shenanigans in the poetry section.

[mickey_one]

Michael, I just spotted my name down here. What are you on about now? Is it not enough that you read out a poem, right in front of Leonard Cohen, containing the lines, (hang on while I find them...)

I’ll blow your fucking head off, you bastard, don’t you see I’m desperate, I’m quite old and realistically I won’t be doing any more touring although I don’t mind selling my drawings and the occasional conversation
With Phillip Glass
So, shift your ass

And no-one knows where the cash is going
And no-one knows why Kelly is glowing
Oh Lynch, I need you
I need you
I need you
Oh…I need you now

etc.

You have more front than Jordan. Thanks btw for doing the compere bit on Saturday, even if you did turn up a bit late. We all missed you in the Bar and Grill, but it was a good choice of venue you sorted for us. Hope the arm is well on the mend. I'll leave you to your shenanigans in the poetry section.

D, you are the sweetest. I am glad the Bar was good but I had been whingeing enough that day already without imposing further on the patience of my LC friends.

Mentioning Jordan, I heard gossip that her breasts are not entirely natural! It will create a scandal if that turns out to be true. Here's hoping I can lick both those rumours.