L.C. Sculpture Comp/The Smut Thread (warning Adult Content)

[lizzytysh]

I thought you'd take that oppotunity to encourage the demise of the thread, but you did not

Well, that's just not for me to do . Lest I be considered encouraging, in either direction, I'll just duck outta here ~ you have a bike ride awaiting, and I have an oil change [though you may already have returned].

Byeeeeeeeee


Columbo-style query:

< * oh, diane ~ on that expert-advisory role, were you suggesting I be the canary in the mine? If I collapsed upon viewing, the entry would, de facto, be a high-honour contender? * >


~ Lizzy


< * lizzy has left this building, too * >

[Diane]

No problem Lizzy. Thank you for visiting and adding your comments. You have opened up a whole new avenue. Let me see you out. Perhaps we'll see you again some time. Take care.

< *waves to Lizzy as she disappears into the distance * >

Diane

< * replies to Columbo: If people were to start taking as the measure of their daring the challenge of freaking you out, Lizzy, then they would feel less responsible for their own posts. So, no, I was not suggesting that you be the canary. * >

[lizzytysh]

< * Columbo winks at Diane ~ Lizzy winks at Diane, too * >


< * Lizzy waves back, "thanks for seeing me to the door, Diane !" * >


< * Lizzy turns, keeps walking ~ "such a lady...lovely woman ~ bright, too " * >

[Teratogen]

pardon me, ladies, for interrupting your, uh, conversation...

but diane, i'm sorry to have let you down, thinking i had written those lines. however, what i do write is just as good. i'm sure you visited my music site... if you go back there and click the lyrics to the songs that are available you'll be able to read them and tell me what you think about them.

[Diane]

Hi Teratogen, I will glady go read your song lyrics later on, and I will let you know what I think. How come it's only you and me left here? If nobody else returns, I may as well just PM you my response .

Diane

[paula_hansen]

Hi Teratogen, I will glady go read your song lyrics later on, and I will let you know what I think. How come it's only you and me left here? If nobody else returns, I may as well just PM you my response .

Diane

you are both alone in your squalor. When humans descend to the depths of depravity there is no light, no clean air. Birds no longer sing and daffodils do not wave much. Jesus awaits you both with open arms, how much better that is that the whore of Babylon awaiting you with open legs.

[Tri-me]

ok trying to work on my erection here all alone, my muscles ache, the kittens get into the papier-mâché paste so there is crusty stuff all over my studio. Diane when do the models show up?

Diane can you get me a research grant to go to New York to stay at the Chelsea Hotel? I feel as an artist I have to experience the building feel the vibe channel the day He was there with Janise. I have been practicing drinking Southern Comfort martinis.

Paula, Jesus loves me this I know. Thanks for your concern, but an angel of mercy descended upon my place the other day and smiled at me and said, "You're allright, keep up the good work we can't wait to see the results"

[Diane]

(Oh, quick, T, others are arriving. Let's pretend I was just looking through your record collection.)

Paula_h said:

you are both alone in your squalor. When humans descend to the depths of depravity there is no light, no clean air. Birds no longer sing and daffodils do not wave much. Jesus awaits you both with open arms, how much better that is that the whore of Babylon awaiting you with open legs.

You have such a way with words. Well, what's that old saying? "If I knew I were to die tonight, I would repent at once."

Tri-Me, let me consult my list of volunteers for the modelling. Right, we have Teratogen, John K and Andrew (Darby), so far. Although I am not sure where John and Andrew have gone. I hope they will return for duty soon.

I think your research idea is excellent, and I clear it for you to go channel some vibes in the Chelsea Hotel. Who would you like to come as your assistant?

Diane

T, I just clicked on your music page, and the colours are too psychedelic for my eyes at this late hour . I will try again when I am wearing sunglasses.

[Teratogen]

psychedelic??? make sure you click the one labeled "music page." the other one is my personal page and it has a LOT of pictures of bands and musical artists, but it is not psychedelic. it may have too many colors in there, but that's not even the page you're supposed to be on. it's the one with the mushroom clouds and explosions. hahaha.

AAAHHHH, PAULA! back so soon? jesus christ with arms wide open... the whore of babylon with her legs wide open... which one do i pick? do i want a hug or do i want to get off?? paula, honey, wherever i stick my prick causes birds to sing and daffodils to wave. jesus never had it so good.

[Snow (retired)]

I request this entire thread be deleted. It's filled to the brim with mediocre and adolescent innuendos combined with an illiterate and blasphemic filth of a calibre that churns my stomach. Take it away, please.

g

[mickey_one]

I request this entire thread be deleted. It's filled to the brim with mediocre and adolescent innuendos combined with an illiterate and blasphemic filth of a calibre that churns my stomach. Take it away, please.

g

aren't you still banned from the forums for posting filth?

[John K.]

Tri-Me, let me consult my list of volunteers for the modelling. Right, we have Teratogen, John K and Andrew (Darby), so far. Although I am not sure where John and Andrew have gone. I hope they will return for duty soon.

I'm here, just waiting for the next set of instructions as I focus on my erection set.

[Tri-me]

John let's meet at the hotel, you book the room to save me long distance charges. We just need a woman, Ali where are you? You would be a perfect Janis Joplin.

John, wear a nice suit, Ali you will need knee pads. Teratogen will you come by to provide ambiance? Music would be nice although the thought of seeing you in a toga with all that body hair inspires me.

Snow dollink divert your eyes, keep your finger off the clicker. Read something that will be less appauling for your sweet sensitive eyes, poor dear take a abth and have a hot chocolate to settle your stomach. Kisses
http://www.scils.rutgers.edu/~kvander/s ... etext.html

[Teratogen]

oh god, tri-me... i'm not THAT hairy. i'm not a gorilla. hahaha. i just don't like body hair on me too much. there's no one who really sees it so i don't bother shaving it anymore. i still shave my arms though. my legs i'd like to do more often but i always wear pants anyway. the hair on my chest is very thin and there's a line from my stomach up to my chest, where it spreads out towards the shoulders in this crucifix. but it's very thin, not thick at all.



why am i talking about my body hair? jesus.

maybe snow can help me shave it off.

and mr. mickey, it's good to see you back!! look at the monster you've created!

[Diane]

Hi T, now that it is morning and my eyes are not so sensitive, I gave your music page another try. Your music isn't bad. Thanks. I'd go see you if you ever do a gig in South Wales. I always prefer the sound of heavy rock to all those sex and devil-worship lyrics, though.

Why the hell would any man want to shave off his body hair?

Yes, Ali, please return. You are neglecting your duties .

Diane