L.C. Sculpture Comp/The Smut Thread (warning Adult Content)

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:08 pm

details to follow

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:38 am

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:32 pm

Teratogen wrote:

the subject is "what happened at the Chelsea Hotel"

the winning entry will be erected at the Berlin Event.

size limit is 6 inches rising to 9 inches maximum.

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:04 pm

The winning sculpture could be reproduced in paper as a pop up (like a childrens fairytale book) and put in the Berlin booklet.

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:40 pm

Ali wrote:The winning sculpture could be reproduced in paper as a pop up (like a childrens fairytale book) and put in the Berlin booklet.

this is a tricky choice, Ali. the sculpture could be either erected or a pop-up. both ideas seems perfectly congruous with the Chelsea Hotel theme.

I think we should have a pole on the subject.

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:11 pm

Maybe we could exhibit Tracy Emin's Unmade Bed and pride of place could be given to the sculpture. Hard choice Mickey

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:22 pm

Ali wrote:Maybe we could exhibit Tracy Emin's Unmade Bed and pride of place could be given to the sculpture. Hard choice Mickey

Lenny and Tracey, hmmm. Are you really suggesting she was the woman in the Chelsea Hotel? I will have to sleep on that one. Sometimes I go to bed with a stiff problem but wake up with the solution in my hands.

LaurieAK · Post by **LaurieAK** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:52 pm

How about if it is something you could blow up?
Much like a balloon animal. You know, twisting it into funny shapes. That way it would quite portable and artistic, ya know?

Those weiner dogs are my fave!
(Although I hate clowns.)

Looking at underwear recently in exhibit
(these code names are getting olde)

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:04 pm

LaurieAK wrote:How about if it is something you could blow up?
Much like a balloon animal. You know, twisting it into funny shapes. That way it would quite portable and artistic, ya know?

Those weiner dogs are my fave!
(Although I hate clowns.)

Looking at underwear recently in exhibit
(these code names are getting olde)

another code, eh! I wonder how this one works.

the blow up idea is good but i wonder if in the Chelsea context it could be thought, by a particularly repressed person for example, as having a smutty interpretation. And if it was twisted into a funny shape like a man with a Town Hall on his ass, wouldn't that be larger than 9 inches which is a very healthy maximum length for pleasure (so I am told)

kind regards

little mickey

Diane · Post by **Diane** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:23 pm

we'll need someone to model...

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:25 pm

Diane wrote:we'll need someone to model...

they would be putty in your hands, Diane

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:45 pm

You need to expand the pole Mickey - to
Erected
Pop Up
Blown

Then we will all get a full measure of choice in the voting

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:48 pm

Ali wrote: You need to expand the pole Mickey - to
Erected
Pop Up
Blown

Then we will all get a full measure of choice in the voting

"expanding the pole" is not something a man can do casually. He often needs a hand.

Ali · Post by **Ali** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:09 pm

Mickey Babe, I'm sorry you tried so hard with the pole and couldn't get it up to change it.
Please dont feel too frustrated

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:17 pm

Ali wrote:Mickey Babe, I'm sorry you tried so hard with the pole and couldn't get it up to change it.
Please dont feel too frustrated

well, there's no point in foreskin it. if it don't happen, it don't happen

L.C. Sculpture Comp/The Smut Thread (warning Adult Content)

the winning 6-9 inch sculpture, should it be

L.C. Sculpture Comp/The Smut Thread (warning Adult Content)