Tragedy strikes

Anne-Marie · Post by **Anne-Marie** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:54 am

HOW MANY USER NAMES DO YOU HAVE?

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:56 am

Anne-Marie wrote:HOW MANY USER NAMES DO YOU HAVE?

I have 2 active ones. mickey_one for personal, critic2 for poetry related. I used to run counter-troll ones as well but that was in the hope of some entertainment and good class banter with the trolls.

When it became apparent that we have the worst trolls on the Net, no art and no originality, I stopped replying to them.

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:04 pm

do you expect your trolls to have art and originality?

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:08 am

Teratogen wrote:do you expect your trolls to have art and originality?

it's possible. pranksters and hoaxers can be so.

but my expectations of the trolls in this forum are zero. once any of the paints/avalon/glory hog/perth/mirth are two posts into their game you can tell they can't write.

people who can write have pride and will show a spark or rhythm to their language. this lot can't fake talent.

and what is the point of being a troll if you fool no-one and your posts are too dull to pull a response. I suppose they are not really trolls at all , just sad people with a grievance but who aren't brave enough to confront in a straightforward way.

anyway, who cares. as long as everyone continues to ignore them.

ceetoo · Post by **ceetoo** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:11 am

Oh Michael! It is so unfair that you have to talk about your own troll personas, that I am the only one here to idolize you the way you deserve to be! So unfair that you have to bring up personas that haven't posted in weeks in order to remind us who they are. Why, I propose an entire section of the forum dedicated to you and your trollnesses, Jarkko, are you listening?

Michael, of course you are:

mickey_one
Critic2
paints
mirth
perth
avalon
glory_hog
Daniel H
young dr freud
And upwards towards 30 by your own count

It is so wrong that you are forced to critique your own trollnesses, pointing out the obviousness of it for these fools. If any of these unworthy subjects would just look in the member list and review the posts of these troll names, they would see the truth, that you are the GENIUS of the forum. Most of your names exist for nothing more than to comment on another of your troll names. SHEER GENIUS I say.

I restrain myself from calling you "dear boy", you are so dear but that is your phrase .... and after all, I might be the only person here who isn't you! And this, as said before, is my only troll persona, I only have this one to make up for all the loneliness you must feel from these unworthy ones not loving you the way you should be loved.

And now for today's ditty:

You are the king
We are your children
You are the one who makes this forum great
So keep on posting
There's a choice you're making
Which troll to be today
Oh hell, be ten of them today
I love them all!

Anne-Marie · Post by **Anne-Marie** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:37 am

ceetoo wrote:young dr freud

Please tell me that is a lie.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:55 am

Anne-Marie wrote:
ceetoo wrote:young dr freud
Please tell me that is a lie.

everything he said is a lie. but, Anne-Marie be kind to him. the difficulty is that in real life we would naturally want to rescue someone who is hurting so much and so needy of attention. on the forum it is not fair to others to prolong his existence by giving him any attention at all.

if you don't mind, a-m pm in future, not post here on this topic, so we can starve him to death.

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:16 am

um, i dunno if anyone else noticed this, but that dude's name is "ceetoo." put that name into its simplest form it equals C2. anyone else find this odd? or maybe a coincidence? perhaps it's mr. mikey playing games with us again?

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:14 am

Teratogen wrote:um, i dunno if anyone else noticed this, but that dude's name is "ceetoo." put that name into its simplest form it equals C2. anyone else find this odd? or maybe a coincidence? perhaps it's mr. mikey playing games with us again?

bloody hell, T. et tu? the troll has already owned his name as being chosen on purpose to echo mine. have you noticed that he is a dullard in his writing, that he has risen up soon after his earlier troll incarnations, paints etc, failed to win attention. don't feed him, T. and spend a moment looking at style. he can fake names for ever but he can't fake style for a second.

I am mickey-one for personal and c2 for poetry and crits. So if I want to tell you I was on TV last night at Barnet's Clubhouse in celebration, or in the newspapers today for a court case I defended, it will be mickey_one. If I want to praise Tom D Stiller's poetry with critical comments as well, it's c2.

nice and simple. I am not creating any more counter-trolls because the standard of trolling here is not worthy of response. SO STOP FEEDING THEM, PAL.

ceetoo · Post by **ceetoo** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:13 pm

Teratogen, I am not Michael .... I wish I could be, he is the most perfect person in the world ... I have also "owned up" as the perfect one says to having only this one troll name. I have pointed out that I may use other Michael troll names (like faints for paints, and Young Dr. Fraud for Freud) but since ceetoo is the perfect tribute to the perfect man I like using just this one.

Anne Marie, yes, if you look at the Young dr freud posts the writing style is exactly the same as Michael's, especially in his Critic2 persona. The most dead giveaway to me, and how I figured it out, is that YDF's main purpose is to comment on Michael's other troll names. It is his most perfect part of himself, and why I exist, so he no longer has the need to feed himself the love and admiration he's so desperate for.

It's funny that Michael attempts to credit ME with paints, as Teratogen noted correctly some time ago that C2 and paints are the same person. This was before Teratogen knew that C2 was Michael. A quick check of paints' posts will see that there is barely one that doesn't relate to commenting on C2, another dead giveaway, see my last paragraph.

And I say all this in admiration of you Michael, my king! What has seemed so obvious to me for so long has been so unjustly ignored by your unworthy subjects...abuse me as you will oh troll king! I am here for your abuse, for I am fully comfortable in myself. I know who I am, and my posting style and manner is purposeful. I do not try to"echo" you, for you are the most perfect good, it is only through the grace of God that I and others are able to share a forum with you.

And now for this morning's ditty:

Here comes Michael
Here comes C2
And I say, it's alright
Little darling, you got to love his trolling postings
Little darling, it seems like years since he's been paints
Young Dr. Freud
Mirth, perth and Dan
And I say, it's alright

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:02 am

so, this ditty is a take on "here comes the sun," and the last one was "we are the world"?? is that correct? haha.

Young dr. Freud · Post by **Young dr. Freud** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:30 am

Dear Ceetoo,

Well, now I've had a good laugh. I thank you. But you are quite mistaken in your analysis. Even a superficial perusal of my posts would reveal how infinitely superior they are to C2 and his many troll personalities and their posts. I (under more ordinary circumstances) would never dream of pointing out this huge difference in talent and writing ability with one so obviously my inferior. But, I can not stand idely by while I am classified with a C2. Flesh and blood won't stand it. Our styles are not at all alike. And, as I have stated previously in another thread...C2 is incapable of creating an authentic, believeable second (or third...or forth...or fifth...nth) identity. His ego (and his writing ability) will not allow it. That is why his trolls are so easily identifiable and so infinitely boring.

YdF

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:43 pm

stop worrying everyone, a single point today against Halifax and we are Champions!

these days, everything is just wonderful!!