Tragedy strikes

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:15 pm

A 4 hour journey to see Barnet, the Mighty Bees, lose to Northwich Victoria. Now I have to wait until Tuesday or next Saturday until we win the Championship. Look at the sadness on my girls' faces. They could inspire several Leonard Cohen songs or epic poems.

http://critic2.myphotoalbum.com/view_ph ... d=DSCF0215

ps a quiz to cheer up this sad morning- what colour do you think Barnet play in?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:53 pm

Mickey - your girls are gorgeous. I didn't know you could still stand at football matches I thought it was compulsory to sit down now. I used to go and watch Chelsea in my youth and stand in the Shed. Wander down Kings Road and go to the World's End. Oh those were the days and it only cost 2s 6d to get in. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:03 pm

You are a very,very cruel man taking your daughters to see Barnet..but then again they probably couldn't see over those big men in front. Aren't true supporters supposed to carry little ones over their heads to the front so that they can see properly??
I used to take my sons to watch Coventry City when they had been naughty..they are now fine, upstanding citizens. I guess you are using the same ploy.

regards
Pete

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:42 pm

my youth and your youth may not have been far apart, Paula! I too then supported Chelsea and went to home matches and stood near the Shed (not actually in it, I admit).

I had no interest in soccer from my twenties until about 15 years ago. Then one New Year's Day, my brother invited me to go to Barnet. He is an orthodox Jew so this was a rare match day for him mid-week. (I don't think he has ever been since).

I went, I saw a hopeless lost cause and fell bang in love with the Club. I began to sponsor them although later turned down a Directorship because the Chairman told me "yes, Michael, you will have to wear a suit each match and no, Michael, you can't continue to shout at the Manager".

The kids were of course indoctrinated as appropriate. David has made endless trips over the years from Denmark to follow the Bees. Actually there is a Norwegian Barnet fan club because in their language, as in Danish, "Barnet" translates as "the child"!

Rikki and Tori have no escape as they live at home ( a few miles from the Sacred Turf of Underhill). In fact, poor Tori, born at home was in a Bees babygro within an hour of her entry into this World.

And as the years passed they realised that the songs had been sanitised for them

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
YOU'RE NOT VERY
YOU'RE NOT VERY
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD

YOU ARE REALLY QUITE BAD ACTUALLY IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO was revealed as YOU ARE F*****NG S**T etc

but they survived and Kathy is just so happy when we have a long day trip out, so she is a supporter in her own way as well.

Pete, your tacitcs are a well recognised form of child training and not to be dismissed lightly. But following a small team like Barnet teaches my children not to expect success as their right, to learn to accept failure and excellent lessons of that type. And then you get a magic season like this and we are all absurdly happy, hee hee.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BARNET'S ON ITS WAY

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:19 pm

The last time I went to a football match the crowd were singing:-

"Aye aye aye aye Bonetti is better than Yasi (sic)
and Harris is better than Eusabio (sic) and Spurs are in for a thrashing"

Coventry City is their nickname the Canaries? Chelsea of course were the Blues and my other passion were the Red Devils.

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:53 pm

Paula wrote:The last time I went to a football match the crowd were singing:-

"Aye aye aye aye Bonetti is better than Yasi (sic)
and Harris is better than Eusabio (sic) and Spurs are in for a thrashing"

Coventry City is their nickname the Canaries? Chelsea of course were the Blues and my other passion were the Red Devils.

stirke me down, guvn'r, we *were* of the same era! Apart from Bonetti it was the H team, Ron and Alan (Chopper) Harris, Hinton, Hollins, Hutchinson, loads of other H geezers I have temporarily forgotten.

I thought they sang "Yashin" which would have the advantage of being accurate and rhyming?

I have been looking for the photo of Tori and me at the training ground when she was a week old and was suitably attired in the colours, Black and Amber Army! Can't find it, meantime here is one of me thrashing David last year for the insolent suggestion that even Barnet weren't quite as good as Chelsea.

http://critic2.myphotoalbum.com/view_ph ... d=scan0003

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:04 pm

The canaries???????????????
That's Norwich!!!

Coventry are the Sky Blues.. and they beat the mighty Brighton yesterday.
and our song...sung to the tune of the Eton Boating song is...

Let's all sing together, play up Sky Blues,
While we sing together we will never lose.
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,
They shan't defeat us; We'll fight 'till the game is won.

The trouble is.. we don't play Tottenham or Chelsea anymore...probably just as well.
and will we be playing Barnet one day??

Pete

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:19 pm

Pete wrote:The canaries???????????????
That's Norwich!!!

Coventry are the Sky Blues.. and they beat the mighty Brighton yesterday.
and our song...sung to the tune of the Eton Boating song is...

Let's all sing together, play up Sky Blues,
While we sing together we will never lose.
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,
They shan't defeat us; We'll fight 'till the game is won.

The trouble is.. we don't play Tottenham or Chelsea anymore...probably just as well.
and will we be playing Barnet one day??

Pete

by the time that happens we will have a new ground and be able to fit in you and the rest of Matlock. current capacity is about 4,500, wicked slope on the pitch, 3 years grace after promotion to sort it out.

NEVER FELT MORE LIKE PLAYING THE BLUES
BARNET WILL WIN
COVENTRY LOSE
OH BABY
WE'RE PLAYING THE BLUES

ps sadly, Paula's mistake about the Canaries plays into the stereotype that soccer and birds don't mix. luckily, I know Paula well and it was obvious to me that it was a deliberate mistake set to provoke you, Pete.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:21 am

Norwich/Coventry they are all up north somewhere easy mistake to make

I think it was Yashin. It was in my dark distant past when I was almost a football hooligan. I was stunned to discover football tickets now cost about £40 each. Too expensive to be a football hooligan now!!!

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:29 am

Paula wrote:Norwich/Coventry they are all up north somewhere easy mistake to make

I think it was Yashin. It was in my dark distant past when I was almost a football hooligan. I was stunned to discover football tickets now cost about £40 each. Too expensive to be a football hooligan now!!!

name your club of choice and I can arrange a free ride hooligan day out for you, no problem!

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:14 am

It costs me £6 to watch Matlock Town...and it's a lot more exciting than watching many of the premiership matches... and there's a raffle at half time

Pete

http://www.matlocktownfc.co.uk/index.htm

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:39 pm

The first thing that popped up on that web site was "new stand appeal" is this some covert way of encouraging people to donate to Matlock FC?

How can you have a raffle at half time and what are the prizes?

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:56 pm

The club are raising money for a new stand through various ventures..the old one is past it's sell by date. I used to stand in it when I was a kid. There are now wooden benches in it but the view isn't brilliant because of all the people who prefer to stand at pitch side in front of the stand.

The raffle... a box of chocs and a bottle of wine... 2 prizes.. I haven't won yet but I'll let you know when I do.

Pete

Partisan · Post by **Partisan** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:06 pm

ps a quiz to cheer up this sad morning- what colour do you think Barnet play in?

Barnet are yellow, or is that the answer to a different question?

p.

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:08 pm

partisan wrote:
ps a quiz to cheer up this sad morning- what colour do you think Barnet play in?
Barnet are yellow, or is that the answer to a different question?

p.

we are Black and Amber, not yellow! you win the consolation prize for coming close- you are now the owner of Matlock Town FC.