The sad demise of Grandma Smokey

[Spirit Friend]

We have someone here who claims not to be here and wants a refund on her extendead stays.

I have spoken to the boss and she has left the matter in my ethereal hands.

Can a representative of the dear lady's family or a close friend contact our office (open 24/7) on the Vatican's reasonably warmish line and ask for SFX.

He is resting in a warm box, enclosed by glass panels, in a delightful little church in Panjin in Goa, India. This type of anomoly comes under the auspices of his Dead/Notdead Administation(as in terminus, terminal, wayside stopover) Department.

I have sent him a short vision to let him know that you will be in touch.

Can I say that the urgency, which went into the provision of freshly hammered nails, has left a few of us here in some doubt as to the honest intention of those involved. But that is a matter that the dear old lady can take up with you when she is returned to you, subject to official approval and demarcation requirements.

A copy of the necessary paperwork will be sent to the body dealing with disputes of this nature and they can be contacted at their head office by addressing a SAE to, Ofstiff, Up There, PO Box 666.

Yours eternally, etc etc...

[Smokey]

Michael/Crtic2, never start something you can't finish. You LIAR, DISSEMBLER, and FRAUD.