It is with a small degree of sadness that I must report the overnight demise of Grandma Smokey. Much loved (by herself) Grandma's one month troll pass expired at 7 am ECT. Her dying words were reported to be "Michael is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER AND FRAUD".
A pm (post mortem not her beloved private message) was carried out but the lead physician said he "couldn't be arsed to report the findings". Unofficial rumours(the official rumours are to be released tomorrow) say that she departed as the result of poor acoustics when she was mistakenly thought to have said "this December will be the death of me". Trollologists are confident that actually she was in her mantra mood and referring to "this dissembler".
In some cases a death is described as pointless, however, on behalf of all the Smokey family, we all concur that it was Grandma's life that was pointless. She never once made anyone laugh. She never once created any happiness. She was a very poor troll indeed.
The sad demise of Grandma Smokey
Margaret, something, perhaps silly, I have always wanted to ask you- is your photo entirely up to date? Don't you think that it is misleading on what is essentially a dating site for you to falsely present yourself as significantly younger than you actually are?
Grandma Smokey? Memorial service? I simply can not remember of whom you speak.
Grandma Smokey? Memorial service? I simply can not remember of whom you speak.
Oh my goodness, A Dating Site ? 
So that's why I keep getting those strange emails from people with such odd names, which go straight to junk I might add.
The last post was addressed to the smokey family, who no doubt may remember their granny even if you don't
Maybe I should update that photo. But it took such a great effort to place it here, I think I'll leave it for now. Sorrry to mislead anyone but it still looks a bit like me!
So that's why I keep getting those strange emails from people with such odd names, which go straight to junk I might add.The last post was addressed to the smokey family, who no doubt may remember their granny even if you don't
Maybe I should update that photo. But it took such a great effort to place it here, I think I'll leave it for now. Sorrry to mislead anyone but it still looks a bit like me!
aha! I have caught you in one of those lying dissembling fraud thingies! I don't believe it is technically possible for you not to read those emails before they go into your junk folder. With headings like "wanna cum for a smokey wiv me, Babes?" you know you find them quite irresistable.margaret wrote:Oh my goodness, A Dating Site ?
I just don't know what this forum is coming to with people like you and your fake photos taking it over.
As Brutus said to Julius Ceasar "how many hot dogs did you eat down at the forum today, JC?"
"et tu, Brute"
Fake , Fake ? I'll have you know that is a genuine photo, even if it is a little dated. Please stop casting aspersions on my character, or I'll have to tell Martine.
I too have a (resident) computer guy and if you mark a certain type of email as junk then others like it are automatically filtered and sent to junk as they arrive. So there! I have to admit to peeking now and then at what's in the bin though.
I too have a (resident) computer guy and if you mark a certain type of email as junk then others like it are automatically filtered and sent to junk as they arrive. So there! I have to admit to peeking now and then at what's in the bin though.
I like salads....in theory. Balsamic Vinegar is seriously yummy.lizzytysh wrote:Oh, I love salads. What are your specialties with the ingredients, C2? I prefer balsamic vinegar with olive oil and spices for a dressing.
Mmmm'ing in Florida,
Lizzy
But my favourite salad is considered disgusting by a clear majority vote of the family, 4-1, - banana, peppers, greens, tomato, cheddar cheese, raw cashew nuts, all covered in mayonnaise.
Grilled goats cheese, thumbs up.
Advocado and pine nuts, thumbs up as well.
Mmmmmm ~ on the avocado and pine nuts. Never had grilled goats cheese. Sounds good. The bananas in the 4:1 loser salad is good texturally, but as food combining goes, it's in clear violation as a fruit amidst veggies. However, that opens the age-olde argument of tomatoes ~ fruit or vegetable. I stand firmly on the side of the latter on that.
I tried the Hays diet for a while and found it very effective. I still make the potatoe with squash thingy from Fit For Life.lizzytysh wrote:Mmmmmm ~ on the avocado and pine nuts. Never had grilled goats cheese. Sounds good. The bananas in the 4:1 loser salad is good texturally, but as food combining goes, it's in clear violation as a fruit amidst veggies. However, that opens the age-olde argument of tomatoes ~ fruit or vegetable. I stand firmly on the side of the latter on that.
I need to find some diet that works before Hydra. As it was, I gained 10 pounds just prior to my reunion [oh, joy joy in the morning 
].....and, perhaps, another 5 while on it. Lizzy dances with glee, albeit not so high in the air as customary.
Not familiar with the potato-and-squash thingy, though the two go together very well. I would like my 'nectar of the G~ds' balsamic, and olive oil, atop those two cooked together. The "thingy" aspect probably has some other ingredients going on with it, though.
].....and, perhaps, another 5 while on it. Lizzy dances with glee, albeit not so high in the air as customary.Not familiar with the potato-and-squash thingy, though the two go together very well. I would like my 'nectar of the G~ds' balsamic, and olive oil, atop those two cooked together. The "thingy" aspect probably has some other ingredients going on with it, though.