My Love is like a Banana

[imaginary friend]

Marisha,

You are a mistress of innuendo.

Don't get carried away...
The Mistress-thing belongs to ME!

[Marisha]

Marisha,

You are a mistress of innuendo.

Don't get carried away...
The Mistress-thing belongs to ME!

in your end o - that's nice

[kwills]

For Marisha

Your love is like a fruitcake
Spicy,sugary and sweet,
You whip and lash your butter
And stomp it with your feet.
Squeeze ripe plums and crush some nuts
Throw in a broken cherry,
Chop a pear from your long hair
And drown it in sweet sherry.

[Marisha]

For Marisha

Your love is like a fruitcake
Spicy,sugary and sweet,
You whip and lash your butter
And stomp it with your feet.
Squeeze ripe plums and crush some nuts
Throw in a broken cherry,
Chop a pear from your long hair
And drown it in sweet sherry.

your poem is disgusting and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself



My love is like a fuckcake
spicy sugary and sour
I'll whip then lash your balls off
and charge you by the hour
I stomp your latest Leonard Cohen CD with my feet
squeeze your ripe bum and crush your nuts
steal your broken cherry
shop for a pair of long hair bands
and drown in a glass of sweet sherry

[kwills]

Sounds like a typical Christmas day to me!

[Gullivor]

Oh Boy

[kwills]

Don't worry Gullivor I was only joking!

Anyway, let me wish everyone a very merry Christmas and a peaceful,prosperous new Year.

May you find comfort
In days gone by,
Happiness in the here and now
Solace,peace and love, and the future
Soothe your brow.