My Love is like a Banana

[Marisha]

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my love is like a banana
I want to peel open his skin
I want to spread him on my toast
I want to swallow him all in

Marisha (sobered up and mashed down)


I want to apologise for all the rude and tipsy things I said the other day when I was tipsy and rude. Sorry, sorry, a thousand times sorry.

[Harry S]

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my love is like a banana
I want to peel open his skin
I want to spread him on my toast
I want to swallow him all in

Marisha (sobered up and mashed down)


I want to apologise for all the rude and tipsy things I said the other day when I was tipsy and rude. Sorry, sorry, a thousand times sorry.

ha ha, ADMIRATION, BABY. when you say banana I know exactly what you mean, AWESOME!!!!

[Violet]

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my love is like a banana
I want to peel open his skin
I want to spread him on my toast
I want to swallow him all in

Marisha (sobered up and mashed down)


I want to apologise for all the rude and tipsy things I said the other day when I was tipsy and rude. Sorry, sorry, a thousand times sorry.

... sorry to break the no girls rule, Marisha, but the "spread him on my toast" line seems like a bloody massacre to me...

v i o l e t

[Marisha]

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my love is like a banana
I want to peel open his skin
I want to spread him on my toast
I want to swallow him all in

Marisha (sobered up and mashed down)


I want to apologise for all the rude and tipsy things I said the other day when I was tipsy and rude. Sorry, sorry, a thousand times sorry.

... sorry to break the no girls rule, Marisha, but the "spread him on my toast" line seems like a bloody massacre to me...

v i o l e t

I have taken my time to reply to you, Violet but will write again in a month or so. a lot of what you said disturbs me.

[Violet]

.. well, you were already "mashed down," Marisha.. so I'm not surprised.. I'm feeling pretty mashed down myself these days..

love is like a mashed potato
you whip the butter in;
just so, the milk, the salt, the tears,
a pinch of pepper,
and you're all done in..

.. hmm.. I seemed to have rhymed the word 'in' with 'in'.. but maybe no one will notice.. (she thought.. sobbing now, before serving)..

[kwills]

I noticed but don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

[Marisha]

I noticed but don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

that's a very disturbing reply.

[kwills]

I noticed but don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

that's a very disturbing reply.

I'm so sorry,next time I'll instruct my reply to be very quiet.
Sshhh!

[Marisha]

I promised I would return and the first thing i notice after a long time away is that my poem is still the best here, and someone called "kwills" WHO sounds like a little Girlie has posted here on a no-woman thread. This is really annoying. I REPEAT THIS IS A CHANCE FOR MEN TO WORSHIP ME AND SHOW THEIR BANANA DESIRE.

IT IS NOT A THREAD FOR SILLY JEALOUS WOMEN TO POUT.

[kwills]

I REPEAT THIS IS A CHANCE FOR MEN TO WORSHIP ME AND SHOW THEIR BANANA DESIRE.

You mean men desire a banana? Don't you think they would prefer a doughnut? or do you mean what men desire for their banana?

I sound like a little Girlie do I? Well, Ma-rish-aaaaaaaa Ma-rish-aaaaaaaa Ma-rish-aaaaaaAA Ma-rish-AAAAAAAAAA
They call the wind Ma-rish-aaaaaAA
You ate too much beans
Didn'tch yaaaaA?
Ma-rish-aaaAAAAA!

Sorry I got carried away there I must have picked the wrong mushroom for breakfast.
Anyway I meant to say that I'M ALL WOMAN HONEY!

[Marisha]

if you are all woman then you let down the gender by showing to the Whole World that you cant read.

this is what I wrote at the top of this thread

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not that difficult is it, sheeesh

[Gullivor]

You two are funny!

Thanks for the laughter you shared with me!

[kwills]

if you are all woman then you let down the gender by showing to the Whole World that you cant read.

this is what I wrote at the top of this thread

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not that difficult is it, sheeesh

Obviously if I can't read then it is difficult for me! By the way you forgot the kebab after sheesh.

[Marisha]

Thank you for your worship, Gullivor.

I am over the next few weeks writing an Epic Poem about Kwells and how she brings Disgrace to Womankind. Please watch out for this and post your clap on this WOMAN ONLY thread.

[Marisha]

if you are all woman then you let down the gender by showing to the Whole World that you cant read.

this is what I wrote at the top of this thread

NO WOMEN OR GIRLS TO RESPOND TO THIS POST, THANK YOU. SHOW RESPECT TO THE POET'S WISHES

not that difficult is it, sheeesh

Obviously if I can't read then it is difficult for me! By the way you forgot the kebab after sheesh.

you think your post is so clever, women died for the right to vote.