Does Lizzytish have a JOB?

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We will have to capture the manure in tartan bales of sh*t and give it to the english as the new Elgin Marbles.
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I thought Elgin Marbles played for Brighton Hove Albion?
Or was that before he was bought by Queens Park Rangers?
I'll have to check with my lazer guided display screen :wink:
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Post by Aavalanche »

Mr. Gorgon it seems is equally as nasssty as mr partisan. But a whole lot less articulate and humourless. And Eve got it right!
How many other forums do you visit Gorge, just to "have a go"?
I suppose even a humourless grump needs something to do fill his empty life. :twisted:

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Post by George Gordon »

Aavalanche = Byron :twisted:
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Post by Ms D Esperado »

As Lizzy's agent, I am answering on her behalf:

Yes, Lizzy does have a job.

She is an astronaut.

As an astronaut Lizzy constantly reaches for the stars. This is an extremely precarious occupation as obstacles of a rather obnoxious variety have acquired the nasty little habit of attempting, albeit in vain, of blocking her. Moreover - as there are not many missions being launched at present, Lizzy finds herself in a still precarious, freelance position - she therefore needs another part-time occupation to supplement her income.

As Lizzy is a lady of many talents, she had several options, but she finally settled on fortune telling, during which she is able to look into her clients' future, and thus advise them on a course of action, which would bring optimal results in respect of peace and happiness.

Lizzy finds herself happily occupied these days, with both right brain and left brain activity fully engaged.

Kind regards

Ms Desafinado Esperado
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Ms D Esperado = Jo :lol:
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Post by tom.d.stiller »

The Earl of Equations!!
Aavalanche = Byron :twisted:
Ms D Esperado = Jo :D
(... deleted line ...)

What's going to be revealed from his "Chamber of Secrets" next?

Maybe:
J. K. Rowling = Van Morrison :P
(After all: both are connected to the "Philosopher's Stone"...)

Tom

PS: I deleted a line that was based on a wrong assumption for which I am to blame. The line contained a reference to J. K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone".
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Post by Partisan »

GG, if Byron is Aavalanche then i will go out and buy a hat just so i can eat it. Take 5, have a sugar lump.

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Post by tom.d.stiller »

Welcome to the forum, Ms D Esperado. May you enjoy your stay around here. Probably Lizzy already told you some things about this lousy bunch of more or less Beautiful Losers.

Tom
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Post by John the Shorts »

Partisan

I like the Happy Banana avatar (Where did you find it?). Also well spoken, although there are several people who need to take 5, things are starting to get way too personal here.

At the moment it seems that you cannot agree with someone on the board before being declared a sycophant or a doppleganger (or possibly both :roll: ) Hey people get a grip and remember we all come here for one reason to share our joy of LC.

I for one don't care whether Lizzytysh, partisan, George Gordon, Andrew Mc or I have a job (actually scrub the last one I do care about my own position but only because my bank manager has told me i have to :lol: )

Likewise I don't really care if Partisan is Lizzytysh, Jo is Paula H and Dairy Farmer is Leonard Cohen. I am here to have a good time reading other peoples dirges (sorry poems :P :? ) and their comments on Leonards work and their own thoughts on others post. If I want to see Interneccine (sp?) conflict I watch BBC Parliament or attend a WRU committee meeting.

JTS (I'm glad I've got that off my chest before going to the cricket)
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Post by John the Shorts »

Shwmae Ms D Esperado

Welcome to the forum.

JTS (Although unless you're a psychic vampiress feeding on the dark side of peoples emotions you've picked a really bad time to join :( :cry: :evil: :twisted: )
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Post by George.Wright »

P, surely you meant take Fyffe and have a sugar lump (with your new logo).
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CYBERCOP NEWS

There shall be no more adoption of entities or dopplegangers with other names, in the future.

Anyone caught will be stripped of their new identity and forced to live on Mount Baldy for a period of no less than ten new songs.

You have all be warned.................

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George Gordon, credit to you for doing the research. 8) Zero score for an intelligent assessment. :roll: No bare knuckle fights just words on a screen. I guess you are not capable of perceiving the relevant point. Just for the record; the difference of opinion with Liz was not the deciding factor. As we communicate off the board from time to time we had ways of resolving the issues as mature people do. The straw that broke the camel came out of left field from a particularly pernicious quarter.
As others have observed you are too busy having a go to really get to the heart of the matter. Perhaps you have a psychological/emotional problem that truly needs professional help. Were you one of those school yard nerds that was hated by all? There are competent people out there in the real world that may be able to help you. There are ways of overcoming the conditioned habit of seeking out other peoples hate. Who knows, one day you might actually have a good hair day? :)
Here in the land of Oz. Playing the ball = keeping your mind on the game(or the discussion). Playing the man = Personal attacks = your particular game. There, I have spelt it out for you. I hope this helps with your comprehension? :?

An exasperated Owl. :roll:
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