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LOST AND FOUND

LOST - A bedraggled owl, answers to Witty. Last seen winging his way to the wilds of Australia. If found handle carefully, as owl is very sensitive. Do NOT slosh with beer. For more information contact Lizzy at 1-800-ESSENCE.

THE CYBER JOURNAL The PoetryCop was released today from the hospital where he has been recovering from a viscious attack spearheaded by the notorious hijacker "Lizzytysh". He sustained multiple injuries which caused the courageous officer-of-the-law to drift in and out of conscienceness f...

I see George has voted.


PoetryCop

Dear Andrew,

Please don't use "bunch".


Very concerned,
Poetrycop

George,

I was wrong.

This is the most ridiculous poem I have ever read.

But I am certain Lizzytysh will hasten to tell you that she likes "the flowing sound of"

and the lovers banged
that whole sweet mystery in the sky
and why the fat guy did eat pie...

Could it get any worse.

Bravo Andrew! "whence goes ye?" is the most ridiculous line of the most ridiculous poem I have ever read. And I refuse to pretend otherwise. George, the only excuse you could possibly have is that the English language is not your native tongue. Throw yourself on the mercy of the judge. Poe...

George Wright, I arrest you for mutilating the English language. Everything you say can and will be used against you in court. Particularly the line, "whence goes ye?"

Poetry Cop

CYBERSPACE JOURNAL POETRY COP ATTACKED ASSAILANTS FLEE SCENE Officer PC, while working undercover, was suddenly and violently attacked Sunday by three assailants. The officer was engaged in a 'sting' operation designed to expose the ignorance of the criminal element of the population. Poetry Cop, s...

Everett Wade:


What's really sad is a young pup like yourself describing the greatest satirest of the 18th century as a writer of "nice litl childrens (sic) rhymes".

Poetry Cop