3 morning quotes

[mickey_one]

there's nowt so queer as folk

the whole world's mad except thee and me, and I have my doubts about thee

£200 to paint the bathroom

[blonde madonna]

and nowt does ony harm if tha doesn't overdo it

M-1, you're a Yorkshire lad, I never would have picked it.

Lost count of how many times my Grandma, God bless her, said "the whole world's mad except thee and me, and I have my doubts about thee", its the creed by which I live.

[Paula]

"sharp intake of breath" Who cut your hair!

[mickey_one]

and nowt does ony harm if tha doesn't overdo it

M-1, you're a Yorkshire lad, I never would have picked it.

Lost count of how many times my Grandma, God bless her, said "the whole world's mad except thee and me, and I have my doubts about thee", its the creed by which I live.

it's a simply wonderful line, and a very acceptable creed.

my favourite uncle used to say "some say 'good old Mick', and others tell the truth". This is very adaptable and I tell my girls the same about them.

Man takes his sick cat to the vets, the vet says"ey up ar kid whats up?".Man says "Aw..its arr cat- he's actin' a bit flummoxed like,thought i'd better 'ave 'im looked at."Vet says is is a tom?" man says naaa lad, I brought it wi 'me!"

[Birdonawire]

£200 to paint a bathroom?!!! How many caterpillars does a painter need to pluck these days to make a decent brush?!!!
I'll do it for half the price, as long as I get to keep the caterpillars.

[Manna]

You only get to keep the caterpillars if you promise to make daily photographs as they pupate, metamorph and ecclude (sp? right word?) for the purpose of making a time-lapse movie of the process.

[Birdonawire]

I'm afraid that might cost more. Sounds a bit like work to me!