I can't hit the keys
I'm down on my knees
No printing of queues
Got them scroll bar blues
I've searched and I've surfed
But nothing's unearthed
There's only old news
Got them scroll bar blues
These scroll bar blues
They keep me amused
They freeze on the screen
The cursing stays mean
The inbox lies bare
Sent items nowhere
I've paid all my dues
Got them scroll bar blues
Tired of scrolling
Fingers not rolling
I've blown the last fuse
Got them scroll bar blues
These scroll bar blues
They keep me amused
I prompt a delete
Sincerely
Yours
Pete
What can I say that wouldn't be redundant