The Joke Comp. - Best joke about Leonard

Henning · Post by **Henning** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:05 pm

You surely know better ones - but here's a start:

Mrs. Decent is asking her 9-year-old pupils to name a flower with as many syllables as possible

Yes, Lisa ?

"Lillies of the valley", Lisa throws in.

"WON-DER-FUL !!!!!!" the teacher stretches it with delight.

Laura ?

Laura always ahead of her age chooses the scientific way: "Narcissus jonquilla" !

An even bigger "WON-DER-FUL !!!!!!" from the teacher's mouth.

Leonard ?

Leonard, the dreamer, without any delay: "Intercourse" !

"But Leonard, that is not a flower and has just 3 syllables."

"I know, but it is "WON-DER-FUL" !!!!!

LaurieAK · Post by **LaurieAK** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:59 pm

Hi Henning~

Did you make this joke up?

It is good, clean fun(ny)!!

regards,
Laurie

Teratogen · Post by **Teratogen** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:34 am

sounds like a leonard response alright.

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:36 pm

so Marianne said "Leonard I may consider having sex with you but only if you tell me that you are well-endowed and reassure me you are ready to start immediately"

so Leonard replied "Now, so long, Marianne, it's time that we began"

thank you

michael

ps I can feel yet another runner up prize coming on...

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:45 pm

Michael,

ps I can feel yet another runner up prize coming on...

so is this a cough then? Are you owning up to writing the Chelsea Hotel story as JanJ (Janis Joplin)

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:51 pm

ps I can feel yet another runner up prize coming on...

Can't imagine why

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mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:08 pm

margaret wrote:Michael,

ps I can feel yet another runner up prize coming on...
so is this a cough then? Are you owning up to writing the Chelsea Hotel story as JanJ (Janis Joplin)

now listen here, perfectly bright Margaret, if you couldn't be bothered to interpret hand crafted exquisitely coded messages left in numerous posts then I am not willing to help you, nyah

yours sincerely

Andrew (Derby)
Runner Up Short Story comp

mickey_one · Post by **mickey_one** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:08 pm

lizzytysh wrote:
ps I can feel yet another runner up prize coming on...
Can't imagine why .

and then there were two...