A dream come true for the XXX forum seekers

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:20 pm

Forum collision has begun here!

Looks like somebody has turned up the heat on here! Definitely this forum is in trouble! It might be the best of all-time forums, but surely it has no chances of surviving the wild pressure coming from all the analogue-rival forums! It is the best and this is why it will go down in a month! I don't know! Unless it has more than a couple of thousands of visitors showing their devotion to this open-for-everybody ADULT boards, it will inevitable fall in the collision of Internet's best all-time forums! Everybody envies the best - it's not a secret for everybody! As well as this forum is also still running and is also of no secret to the likes of you and me! Enjoy - (URL and member removed by the forum moderator)

P.S. Moderators! I make my apologies if I had posted this topic into an incorrect area. Please, do not delete it, just move it to the appropriate area

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linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:55 pm

Oh, sure

, just what we need. If I were a moderator, I'd plonk this guy.

Linda.

Yes, "move it to the appropriate area."

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:04 pm

Any suggestions as to where the "appropriate area" might be?
Rob

Atom Heart · Post by **Atom Heart** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:27 pm

This guy is obviously a troll.
Yep; just a troll with semen stains all over his monitor. If he can read this
through a thick coat of dried, porn-induced cum, I say: FUCK YOU.

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:07 pm

Hmm. I echo your sentiments, Atom Heart. That was before I finished

my breakfast. I'm finished now.

Linda.

Hey, i wonder if this is...? You know who???

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:12 pm

Aagh. I clicked the link!!

It's the real deal!! Go away!! (as every guy in the forum comes down to click the link

)

Linda.

Who's the 'acting' moderator!?

Perth · Post by **Perth** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:37 pm

I clicked the link!!

You just had to check it out didn't you.

It's the real deal!!

Hmmm so you registered?

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:54 pm

Well, I didn't 'register', but yes, I had to check it out. It didn't take long to realize that yes, it was real. I'll be sure to keep my poor, infirm Granny from this site!

Linda.

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:56 pm

Dear Perth,

I know I'm not supposed to talk to you, but how is it that you're always lounging around the weird sites? I know I was here first, but it didn't take you long to find the action, now, did it?

Linda.

Perth · Post by **Perth** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:28 pm

Explain to me exactly which "weird site" I'm lounging around, as I'm not the one who's just admitted to clicking on a porn link now am I?
No ---- that would be You!

While your at it, you can also explain why you're not supposed to talk to me.

Finally this little gem has me laughing out loud ~

I know I was here first, but it didn't take you long to find the action, now, did it?

Lol.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:02 pm

Is poetic sex related topic?

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:31 pm

Perth,

You know very well why I'm not supposed to be talking to you. You're a troll. Now, see? I've been tricked by a troll once more. Go find Mirth. I haven't seen him around for some time. What did you do? Kill him?
I guess I should have said 'post' not 'site'.

Bye now,
Linda

An addendum: I happened on that post in the most innocent of fashions. However, it's always 'suspicious' when you turn up.

Perth · Post by **Perth** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:20 am

I happened on that post in the most innocent of fashions.

Did you indeed.
Even when that poster's name is Sexmaniac ??
Linda, I couldn't help but notice that YOU were the first to respond.
I only posted here, AFTER I saw that YOU had replied.

Btw ~ Mirth is fine. I'll tell him you asked.

Toodles.

still lol...

linda_lakeside · Post by **linda_lakeside** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:24 am

Perth (and Mirth by default),

I told you. I felt I had to check the link because of my aged and infirm Granny. I wouldn't want her accidentally stumbling into something like that. There. Just doing my duty, jeez.

Linda.

Yet another addendum: What are you doing looking at my posts anyway?

Perth · Post by **Perth** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:31 am

Why do you keep asking me questions?
I'm a troll.
You should just ignore me.

Why do you think I read your posts?