I had to see a lawyer today

[Sideways]

I'm afraid I just don't trust him. There is something about sharp-suited handsome men that make me feel insecure

[Karren B]

Oh sue what have you done????

Now I don’t know what sort of trouble you’re in Sue but this guy looks like he’s straight out of the series ‘Suits’. Though he may look egotistical I have a feeling he won’t lie to you! So when he tells you to plead guilty I’d listen to him… I always knew that naked ironing would get you into trouble one day! If all else fails just offer to spank the judge, I find that works in most cases.
Good luck
xx

[LisaLCFan]

I'm afraid I just don't trust him. There is something about sharp-suited handsome men that make me feel insecure

I can understand that, but what is it about this guy that makes you feel insecure?

[Sideways]

I'm afraid I just don't trust him. There is something about sharp-suited handsome men that make me feel insecure

I can understand that, but what is it about this guy that makes you feel insecure?

His right eye is narrower than his left. Horrible.

[Sideways]

Oh sue what have you done????

Now I don’t know what sort of trouble you’re in Sue but this guy looks like he’s straight out of the series ‘Suits’. Though he may look egoistical I have a feeling he won’t lie to you! So when he tells you to plead guilty I’d listen to him… I always knew that naked ironing would get you into trouble one day! If all else fails just offer to spank the judge, I find that works in most cases.
Good luck
xx

I had to iron out an inappropriate suitor. I hardly think this guy is a Suiter. He is ancient, probably over 48. I'm going elsewhere, that's for sure.

Sue

[Karren B]

I had to iron out an inappropriate suitor. I hardly think this guy is a Suiter. He is ancient, probably over 48. I'm going elsewhere, that's for sure.

Oh, I see what you mean.

BREAKING NEWS

Naked Ironing Champion in Soho Brawl.

Naked Ironing champion Sideways Sue is accused of starting a brawl in a Soho bar. Police had to be called to restrain the naked Sue when she tried to press a suit whilst her suitor was still in it. Sideways Sue insisted that she was only trying to relieve the suitor of the bulge in his trouser fabric. When asked why she was naked she replied that she had nothing ironed…

She was arrested but managed to slip out of her hand cuffs and tried to escape on her hover board, which unfortunately failed to start as she’d picked up her ironing board by mistake; she was later recaptured and bundled into a waiting laundry van.

A police spokesman said she is going to need a good Brief to get out of this one, and if convicted could do bird; though not sure whether it would be in a male or female prison…

I wouldn’t bin him just yet Sue, despite the eyes. You may be in need of his services and I think you’d be surprised how much you both have in common (could almost be your alter ego). Probably best if you kept your hands (and iron) off that nice whistle he’s sporting, especially under the circumstances… I would definitely say he was over 4ft, though it’s hard to tell from a photo. As for ancient, well there’s a saying that goes ‘You’re only as old as the woman you feel’ …

I’m glad you got bail and hopefully the CPS will drop the charges, would hate to see a bird behind wire… though if things do go wrong I make a nice chocolate fudge cake.

[Cate]

I'm afraid I just don't trust him. There is something about sharp-suited handsome men that make me feel insecure

I think it's the lifted eye brow, it looks like this person is either thinking about mischief or in the midst of it
... or
Sue was this person wearing pants?
I've heard that somebody out there has been eating trousers and if this person had had their trousers eaten they may have caught a chill and not have been as cheerful.

[Sideways]

I caught him with his pants down and I interrogated him about his place of residence. He told me he lived in County Mayo, Ireland.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Mayo

I also raised the issue of his raised eyebrow and I now wish to raise some proffered Google explanations


1. it's sometimes a combination of shock and anger combined with a modicum of egotism.

2. I think it is a questioning look...as if saying "you sure?" or ...i wonder...

3. the Urban dictionary offers raised eyebrow
1.When something impresses you, one eyebrow is raised as a sort of expression

2.mild sarcasm; saying Oh reely?

3.concerned about the truth of a statement, saying Are you sure?



Sue

[LisaLCFan]

I also raised the issue of his raised eyebrow and I now wish to raise some proffered Google explanations

I think he does that so that people won't notice that his eyes are asymmetrical.

[Sideways]

I also raised the issue of his raised eyebrow and I now wish to raise some proffered Google explanations

I think he does that so that people won't notice that his eyes are asymmetrical.

You are very sharp! I remember him saying he bought his eyes in Assyria.

[LisaLCFan]

I remember him saying he bought his eyes in Assyria.

Wow, he must be really old! I thought you were exaggerating when you said that he was "ancient".

[Sideways]

I meant really ancient, and in those days 4ft was not only average height but also the average number of leg appendages (sometimes known as "feet"), whereas with leg ink drawings the average number is only tattwo.

[LisaLCFan]

He is rather well preserved. It must be from living in that jar of Mayo.

[Sideways]

He is rather well preserved. It must be from living in that jar of Mayo.

Just remember there's "whiskey in the jar-o"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2jSzLBzK4

performed here by Thin Lisa

[LisaLCFan]

Just remember there's "whiskey in the jar-o"

That explains so much about the photograph of your lawyer: the lopsided expression, no pants, having to prop himself up against the wall...

Where did you find this guy?