Gandhi was sad

[Boss]

Gandhi was sad at the end of his life. Ever wonder why?

I thank G-d for his effort.

[Sideways]

I know this one, I know this one!! Was it because he was waiting for Leonard Cohen to perform his first concert?? YES -5 POINTS TO SIDEWAYS!!!

[Sideways]

Wait! I think it may have been the very easy way that his family removed him from the youngests kids in the family. This simple action led to the phrase "it was like taking Gandhi from a baby".

[Sideways]

Is it because he had almost no hair and even in the cold weather his mother refused to allow him any head covering so he kept crying and screaming "give me Ma hat Ma".

[Sideways]

I posit the theory that he objected to the casting of Ben Kingsley in the film of his life. He thought it should have been Arnie Schwarzenegger.

[Sideways]

This one will obviously go over the heads of the atheists here . The religious answer is that Jain came by with a lock of his hair and he couldn't afford many.

[Sideways]

He trained as a barrister and all barristers are sad.

[Sideways]

HIs last words were "oh God" and his assassin's name was Godse. He was sad because he obviously recognised the murderer and was trying to say "oh Godse what you have done" but couldn't finish his sentence due to death

[Sideways]

ok that was 14 minutes of my time, now back to work.

[Boss]

Thanks Sue. Occasionally my thoughts need reinforcement.

Good morning from me.

[Boss]

I looked into 'the future'. I saw dynamism, colour, equality and wonderful difference. I saw smiles bigger than any comprehension. I saw safety and adventure and Miracle.

I looked into 'today'. I saw a bad B-grade black and white movie. All the bit players clinging hopelessly to their shreds of gold, their plastic notes. Everybody paralysed and crippled by the global elite.

So I looked back into 'the future'.

[Boss]

@7thJune1967: Months

Jan-Reuben
Feb-Simeon
Mar-Levi
Apr-Judah
May-Issachar
Jun-Zebulun
Jul-Joseph
Aug-Benjamin
Sep-Dan
Oct-Naphtali
Nov-Gad
Dec-Asher

[Boss]

@7thJune1967: I'd give a manned space trip out of this solar system to know what she's thinking right now!

[Boss]

@7thJune1967: Jackie you were never uptown. You were grazed knees, ripped jeans, bunny & kookaburra. You were tom; so all exciting. You were climb a tree.

[Sideways]

hmm