Save the world!

[paints]

Ah, self praise! But of course, this is not unexpected. You've been stroking yourself since you arrived.

"TRY IT, EXPERIMENT, MAYBE IT WILL WORK, MAYBE IT WON'T"
My sweet sweet boy, are you getting a bit testy? Take some deep breaths and sit back. Listen to some soothing music. I don't want you having a stroke on us now. Who would guide us lost hopeless souls to the promised land of "real" poetry?

Even those who do experiment are still subjected to you malicious tongue. There is simply no pleasing you.

It would seem that your goal in life is to make poets the world over realize that their struggle is a futile one. I've enclosed a link to help you with this monumental task.

Now, off you go! Save the world!

http://www.poetrymagic.co.uk/advanced/poetryonline.html