Hello, I am Smavalon the Supertroll. I am 40% smokey and 75% Avalon.
As smokey I died, unloved and unmourned, just the other week. I am still squeaking from the underworld, condemned to repeat a single mantra for all eternity.
I think the obituarists have been weally unkindly about my riting abilites and my life in General. The only reason I never made a friend is I didn't have the glue and paper. As tiem goes onn peopel will realise that I was a GIANT among little people.
PLEASE PLEASE say you like me and make micahel change my category on this forum. Even now I'm dead it's all I care about. I HATE MICAHEL, I HATE HIM I HATE MICHELL, I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE MICHEAL.
I WANT TO BE A PP. I ACHIEVED NOTHING IN LIFE NOW NOW NOW HELP ME HELP ME I AM DESPIRATE. JUST HELP ME, DON'T BE HOWWID
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE I'LL DO ANYHTING, OH HELP ME
SMOKY IS CRYING NOW, I AM SAD I AM SAD I AM SAD.
I AM NOT HAPPY, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BOOO HOO
as avalon I just want to say that I am scared of gay people.
AS SMAVALON I AM SUPERTROLL.
MITCHELL IS A LIER DISTEMPLER AND FRED