Katie Around 9ish

[elazar]

So strolled I and friend this eve
in the Union Square vicinity
who should we see but katie
lit up like Christmas tree
courtesy of paparazzi
it was on 13th street
between 4th avenue and 3

friend called it abuse
I argued a celeb would lose
their status in a fews
if not for the photos views

on the "pests" theyre dependent
career would soon be ended
but friend condencended
self supplied images lended
would effect whats intended

i meditated to myself on my way homes
then applied it to katie holmes
one cant supply oneself loans
and a celeb cant define their own tones

its a craft in itself the PR package
but if fans and fanfare lackage
stare in the mirror till you are brackish
we make you rich or cause damage

"I'm a celebrity" versus "you're famous"
which one is strong and which one is heinous
take it from me I know which is vainous
let alone utterly and utmostly salacious

its better to be one than with one
its best to be one and care none
whereever you is you is son
whatever you are you are hun