Articiscorn pahmplet-wing

[Violet]

.. okay.. let's not waste any time here..

Like an unlanced lance
an unsheathed cock

.. actually... let me add the rest of the first stanza.. (just to give you the full picture, here)..

bantaming in witness
with herpes aforethought
mashing Incey Wincey
and Spidering the Egg-nose

.. now, this is just a first impression, but why don't you take your own unsheathed cock and mash it incey wincey into some splattering egg-nog? That oughta' straighten things out a bit (including some lines of yours, I suggest). [reader: refer to underlined passage]

Now, with this "bantaming" word (some version of which I believe you've used before), are you referring to a miniature fowl of some kind, or a rather perturbing short person, or possibly both?.. Oh, and should we now assume that Freud was shor-- uh, I mean, your father. Was your father short, perhaps? [yes, reader: these are the types of things one has to fathom when doing comprehensive lit crit work] [don't blame me: look to the French]

.. by the way, herpes is seldom an "aforethought".. In fact, I'd say it's definitely in the "afterthought" department, as far as I can discern.. not something you go into with much preparation involved.. meaning if you did have such "aforethought," I'm doubtful you'd be needing to discuss this topic. And yes, mashing incey-wincey someone's egg-nose while unsheathed will get you there incey-wincey you-betsy. [look, I'm just working with what's being offered here.. you can't really blame me for this stuff]

Here lies your furtherance
in shadow nurstatum
mumble-cakes for breakslow
pie- thagoras for mathturbation
staples, punchers, cream-caking assiduously!

.. now, your "pie-thagoras for mathturbation" ith jutht pathetic.. (and I'm saying this even as a Daffy Duck fan)..

.. and nurstatum?.. she's no doubt someone you met in ward 7 that time you went mumble-cakes after failing your mathturbation clath for a third themethter.. [you might conthider getting a thpeech therapitht while you're at it, mithy].. Oh, and "cream-caking" I'm quite liking, actually.. but that you would do so "assiduously" really lacks class.

.. okay.. with a final yawn, it seems, I have to finish up here..

With cucumber asunder
a vegetable patch it up
to Yuppie Breath
a wallet-silence to out shout
the bluster Pigs

I'm doubtful I have much to say about this whole "vegetable patch it up" job you've got going on here, actually. What-- did you run out of time between johns? (geez).. actually, given your "wallet-silence" I see you must have. Oh, and did the big, bad "bluster Pigs" finally catch up with you?.. You know they usually do, and I'm not so sure that shouting and waving your john's cucumber around is going to win you any "extra credit" points, if catch my drift, doefish.

Oh and, once again, there's that class resentment of yours with "Yuppie Breath".. [sigh].. Look, crosseyedblowiefish, you can either wake up and taste the cappuccino, or settle for Fulgers. It's up to you. But if you plan on continuing to participate at this prestigious forum, I suggest you start using protection. Now, Jarkko is probably busy, but I'm sure some of the other stiffs who moderate here might be able to help you out. Then again, sometimes pimps are the sort that secretly want to better themselves, and so you might circumvent this issue entirely by having yours post some work here as well. Tell him it's not likely to go gold, but might provide some vicarious thrills during these long winter months when most folks around here are snowed in, and so not likely getting much outside action.

.. okay, yours in.. uh.. I was going to say "in the trade," but found myself wavering,

Ms. V.