Return from Competition

[Sideways]

I have just popped in to thank those of you here who kindly sponsored me in the recent Southern Counties Quarter Finals Freestyle Transgender Ironing Under 30's Cup First Leg Rematch Qualifier. I was 3 cuffs ahead at the turn but a late staypress crease was quite a turnup for the trousers and in the end I suffered a surprise defeat at the end of the first Hookey. Then my luck changed and only 3 Fell Men lasted in the Stretch with a number of casualties on the Curve. At Rainbow Time I decided to play my Upper Lewis and all was saved when the Team Coach suffered a nasty flat and a nastier house straight afterwards. The Team Coach is being kept in for observation and we all wish him well. After my Mutual Crowning we enjoyed General Dumpers at no more than 3 degrees South South North of Burma with shingles. So all-in-all it's not much more than we ever didn't expect, to use a well-worn phrase. Thanks again.

Yours in Ironing

Sue