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[Geoffrey]

the only items we can carry with us
when we depart from this life
are those we have given away

[Violet]

the only items we can carry with us
when we depart from this life
are those we have given away

.. this borders on the profound, Geoffrey.. are you sure you're feeling alright today?

[Marisha]

the only items we can carry with us
when we depart from this life
are those we have given away

the only items we can carry with us
when we depart from this Supermarket
are bananas

[imaginary friend]

and melons.

[kwills]

and chillies.

[Alsiony]

the only items we can carry with us
when we depart from this life
are those we have given away

And this is how I believe it to be possible... though this is only my own opinion...

I am a self-perpetuating reservoir.
With every look, gesture, action -
I am giving a part of myself away forever.
This is the way I am -
And this is how it should be.

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[Marisha]

and loo rolls

[Alsiony]

Indeed!
But the amount of loo rolls, depends entirely on the volume of sheer undeniable claptrap that one is prepared to excrete on everyone else doesn't it.
(I shall refrain from using profanities such as 'complete shite', because that would be rather coarse and unnecessary.)
Better to be arguably full of it - then definitely so

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[Violet]

Indeed!
But the amount of loo rolls, depends entirely on the volume of sheer undeniable claptrap that one is prepared to excrete on everyone else doesn't it.
(I shall refrain from using profanities such as 'complete shite', because that would be rather coarse and unnecessary.)
Better to be arguably full of it - then definitely so

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NOTE TO OTHER POSTERS: ALSIONY HAS BEEN FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES DUE TO AN IMPROPER USE OF.. WELL, NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE BY REPEATING SUCH PROFANITIES.. ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS -- OH AND ACTUALLY, SPEAKING OF LEARNING SOMETHING.. I THOUGHT LOO ROLLS WERE SOME KIND OF CHINESE SPRING ROLL OR SOMETHING (!).. HAD TO LOOK IT UP, AS IT HAPPENS.. YOU SILLY BRITS.. YOU SHOULD JOIN US [FAR MORE CULTURED] AMERICANS AND USE THE FRENCH TERM: TWA-LETTE [TOILET, IN OTHER WORDS].. OF COURSE, OUR PRONUNCIATION IS A BIT LOW BROW WHEN COMPARED TO THE FRENCH.. STILL.. OH, BUT THEN YOU BRITS ALL HAVE A BUG UP YOUR -- WELL, BUM .. I MEAN ABOUT THE FRENCH.. THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE CERTAIN AMERICANS.. [THE "FREEDOM FRIES" CROWD].. [OH, NEVER MIND].. NOW WHAT WAS I??.. OH.. YES: LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU ALL.

[Alsiony]

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Thank you lovely Violet flower.
I was 'just there' with my foot on the very edge of the doorstep, so to speak, about to 'accidentally come out to play', but then I realised - just because I am fully capable, it doesn't mean that I actually should. Phew! That was very nearly almost a close one!
Bests
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[Marisha]

and pavlovas

[Violet]

.. hi M.. get to that in a mintue..

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FURTHER WARNING: ALSIONY'S DOUBLY OFFENSIVE LINK IS BEING HELD FOR QUESTIONING UNTIL THIS POSTER CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL "GOB" IS DOING IN FRONT OF THE WORD "SHITE".. [TO BE CONTINUED]..

[kwills]

Violet my curiosity has been aroused,who is Hanging Dick?

[Violet]

Violet my curiosity has been aroused,who is Hanging Dick?

.. okay.. so not only do you have, well, some form of speech affectation.. you have a reading problem as well.. hmm.. and no comment yet on the Marquis de Sade material, either.. (another hmm)..

.. I myself am curious as to who Henning and Dick are.. maybe I can send you out on a kind of reconnaissance mission, and you can come back here with the intel.. is it a deal, Quills??

[kwills]

Undercover eh? sure I could do that Sorry I missed the Marquis de Sade question earlier I had been having a whip round oops a slip of the lash ..I mean tongue No connection there though.
I will sniff around this Hanging Dick........I mean Henning and Dick to find out exactly who they are especially for you dear Violet,as you are so sweet.
Love kwillis,kwills .quills oh now I'm getting myself confused!