Lion of Lions declares

[Lion of Lions]

Peace on Earth and goodwill to all women (and most men).

[imaginary friend]

Thanks for the goodwill, but don't you have to change into a tiger before you can change stripes?

[lazariuk]

Peace on Earth and goodwill to all women (and most men).

What do you think is the peace and goodwill wish of all women? That men kill each other?

[tinderella]

Think that is unfair Jack

Our Lion is just in touch with his feminine side , more than most men

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... -men-power

[lazariuk]

Think that is unfair Jack

Our Lion is just in touch with his feminine side , more than most men

The first question allows for an open ended answer - that is not unfair
The second allows for what is false to be denied - that is not unfair

I am sure that he is always in arms length of his feminine side. That might be an example of what would be unfair.

[Lion of Lions]

Think that is unfair Jack

Our Lion is just in touch with his feminine side , more than most men

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... -men-power

I have been strongly in touch with my feminine side for years, Tinds.

[tinderella]

You're my numero uno hero
and Charlie Brooker is a close second

Nite nite Lion x

[Lion of Lions]

You're my numero uno hero
and Charlie Brooker is a close second

Nite nite Lion x

thank you! btw Charlie Brooker lives in the second drawer down in the large freezer in the Servant's Quarters and he says "nite, nite" back at ya'
xx

[Violet]

btw Charlie Brooker lives in the second drawer down in the large freezer in the Servant's Quarters and he says "nite, nite" back at ya'
xx

... you are very naughty.. and you are very very bad... (and funny).. v. xxxxxxx x

[Lion of Lions]

Lion of Lions declares....at 231 for 3 wickets (please note this is a cricket "joke" and should not be shared with foreign people). The joke is available for a limited (overs) period only to home players like
Me
Tinds
Geoffrey
anybody else I can't think of who lives here or in Australia (is that Mat?)
West Indies
India
Pakistan
and, just about, Holland

[Violet]

... I once knew the daughter of a Dutch diplomat.. does that count?

[Lion of Lions]

... I once knew the daughter of a Dutch diplomat.. does that count?

a diplomat eh... obviously it would be tactful not to comment.

[mat james]

anybody else I can't think of who lives here or in Australia (is that Mat?)

Does that mean that you can't think of me?

...you can declare
that the ashes will be ours (Australia)

ask the diplomatic Dutch!

Oh! I should be more sensitive and bowl from my feminine side.
The Dutch didn't really give the poms a one run whipping, did they?
Nobody told me the Dutch play cricket.
Do they???
It must have been a mistake

[Lion of Lions]

anybody else I can't think of who lives here or in Australia (is that Mat?)

Does that mean that you can't think of me?

...you can declare
that the ashes will be ours (Australia)

ask the diplomatic Dutch!

Oh! I should be more sensitive and bowl from my feminine side.
The Dutch didn't really give the poms a one run whipping, did they?
Nobody told me the Dutch play cricket.
Do they???
It must have been a mistake

hee hee, well-deserved ribbing by you.

I am allergic to xenophobia and nearly always support whoever is playing against us in any sport. I am particularly keen on Oz, loved my one visit there, have several Aussie girlfriends, and caused confusion with my accent at a recent Australian Film Festival in London, or maybe it was the fact I'm teetotal.

I am even more allergic to the ridiculous obsession with the Establishment here about being "the best". Who cares about being the bloody best. Winning is for losers, and all that.

Jackie Leven recites a poem on one of his albums and, approximately, it has the lines
"excel if you must, but don't excel the World".

[mat james]

I'm not fond of spiders either.
It's all about passion... to poison.
That famous band "Zeno and the Phobias" could reduce All sides to the One.
...but where would be the fun?

Who cares about being the bloody best. Winning is for losers

Tell that to a lawyer

MephistoJ