In the Good Book I read this line:
"Cast ye not pearls before swine."
But swine live and feel
While a pearl's a white dot;
Swine before pearls then,
Ye shall cast not.
Oh, what perfect timing, Lightning......an Ode [more or less ] To Our Beloved Swine ! I love this ditty, even if it weren't so on-topic. What's more, it sounds like just your sense of humour !
] To Our Beloved Swine 
! I love this ditty, even if it weren't so on-topic. What's more, it sounds like just your sense of humour 
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