my less than 4 minute 38 seconds tribute to Geoffrey Wren

[mickey_one]

when I see posters like Cate boasting that they spend almost 10 minutes composing a poette, I realise it is time to return to speed writing which has the advantage of errr...not taking very long to write. this took 4 minutes 37 seconds

tears came to my trousers as I read the 2 little gems from our resident Norwegian blue, Geoffrey Wren, whose beautiful plumage flaps out of his every line.

here is my tribute to Geoffrey, he is worth all the time I devoted to him


Deeper
Than
a Norwegian fjord
Denser
than a Norwegian
wood
normally write
a bow
tie
s
me to this poet
and invite
s
me to
dinner
jacket
potato
ah Geoffrey
cries
for attention
and we
his
fans
the flames
respond
in adulation
to his
dome-like
head
modelled
on his
Uncle Christopher’s
St Paul’s
What’s a
Damascus
with
you
anyway?

[mickey_one]

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I attach these photos of Geoffrey so you may better understand my poem. First we see Geoffrey as he appeared circa. 1985, then we see Geoffrey disguised as a famous building. Finally we see Geoffrey as he appears in 2008. In all 3 portraits he is wearing his trademark dinner jacket and bow tie (except in the second one when he isn't).

[mickey_one]

In the interests of equality I now add 2 pictures of myself. In the first and final one I am composing and also pointing in your general direction

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the second and final one shows my reaction the first time I ever met Geoffrey

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the third and final one shows me about to go to bed

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good night everyone

michael

[Cate]

Careful not to hit your head on the ceiling Micheal.

Interesting word associations in your poem.
That could be a fun party game, as long as the wine was flowing well.

[mickey_one]

Careful not to hit your head on the ceiling Micheal.

Interesting word associations in your poem.
That could be a fun party game, as long as the wine was flowing well.

thank you, I like words that run onto different meanings. I will be careful but if I do hurt it I hope you will cum and give me head, treatment. that will make me feel better.

[Paula]

I really liked this. Cate is right that would be a really good game/competition to get running. It would have taken me a lot longer than 4 mins 38 secs.

It reminded me of a clapping game we used to play.


Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on the grass,
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his..
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his...
flies are a nuisance, bugs are even worse,
And this is the end of my Chinese verse.

[Cate]

Yes Michael - that game would need to take more then 4 minutes 37 seconds as impressive as that time is there are others of us who might take a little longer.

thank you, I like words that run onto different meanings.

Really? I've never really noticed that about you - now I'm starting to wonder if you do that in some of your postings ... oh and regarding your potential head injury - no worries my friend, no worries I've got my handy dandy virtual first aid kit right here.

[Cate]

I really liked this. Cate is right that would be a really good game/competition to get running. It would have taken me a lot longer than 4 mins 38 secs.

It reminded me of a clapping game we used to play.


Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on the grass,
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his..
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his...
flies are a nuisance, bugs are even worse,
And this is the end of my Chinese verse.

We used to play one very similar,

Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect
I'll kick your in the
behind the frigerator
There was a piece of glass

This one also at some point said

ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies..

but it's a bit foggy, I think a bee was involved as well.

[mickey_one]

I really liked this. Cate is right that would be a really good game/competition to get running. It would have taken me a lot longer than 4 mins 38 secs.

It reminded me of a clapping game we used to play.


Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on the grass,
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his..
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his...
flies are a nuisance, bugs are even worse,
And this is the end of my Chinese verse.

ah, memories! I don't share the same first 2 lines and yours have driven mine away for now. our version had the superior rhythm of
"flies are bad
but bugs are worse
and that is the end
of my Chinese verse"

[mickey_one]

thank you, I like words that run onto different meanings.

Really? I've never really noticed that about you - now I'm starting to wonder if you do that in some of your postings ... oh and regarding your potential head injury - no worries my friend, no worries I've got my handy dandy virtual first aid kit right here.

I have never tried it in a post
before
I go
let's try

nope, just can't sort it.

re: your "Andy Pandy (pic below for ignorant foreigners) virtuous first aid get your kit off" can you explain just why you are placing the 12 inch tubular bandage precisely there when the injury was to my head?

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[Cate]

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[Geoffrey]

mickey_one wrote:
>here is my tribute to Geoffrey . . .

thank you for your poem which took me under one minute to read. i am by no means fussy, but before entering a restaurant in which i plan to dine i have the habit of first inspecting the rear of the premises. should there be a lot of mess (e.g. old furniture, crates of empty bottles, overflowing dustbins and other untidyness likely to attract rats, etc.), i tend to shy away and look for an alternative place - one that is more inclined to have a higher standard of hygiene. look behind a person's nice face and you will often see their nasty little mind. difficult for the untrained, of course, but not impossible. studying somebody else's poetry, for example, allows one a glimpse into the writer's personality - and a decision can be made as to whether or not one wishes to use time mentally engaged with that particular 'author'. this paragraph took me about two minutes to compose, making a total of three minutes spent on you - or the time it took to soft-boil my egg.

[mickey_one]

3 minutes? that's not soft-boil, that is runny and yukky. your toasted soldiers would be covered with runny yuk not yoke. in England there is a school of thought that says the singing of Onward Christian Soldiers allows the perfect timing for a perfect boiled egg. whilst this may seem tough on atheists they do not deserve to eat anyway.

[mickey_one]

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where the heck did you get that pic. of me from? and then who is the guy in the wheelchair in the other picture ?

michael

[Cate]

Oh yes I meant to talk to you about that.
Michael when I'm trying to wrap up your head, could you please stop bouncing and keep your paws still.
Look, I've got one of your paws wrapped up in your head gear.
Really - You must stop drinking so much coffee!

Cate

Oh the guy in the other picture - fell out of bunk bed