Forgive me haiku for I have spinned

[mickey_one]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/feb/18/uksecurity


it may not be immediately clear but I can assure you that the the Judge's particular comments below were directed to the defendant not his counsel

"So rampant are your views, so excitable your temperament, so persuasive your tongue and so imbued with energy are you, it's quite impossible to predict when, if ever, it will be safe for you to be released into the public"


also

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... nap818.xml

and

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7250697.stm


btw I do wonder if there was a play on words somewhere.

[lazariuk]

Maybe the judge could also have said that to an englishman who was headless

http://www.headless.org/

Would you be willing to defend him as well Michael?

[Cate]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/feb/18/uksecurity

it may not be immediately clear but I can assure you that the the Judge's particular comments below were directed to the defendant not his counsel

"So rampant are your views, so excitable your temperament, so persuasive your tongue and so imbued with energy are you, it's quite impossible to predict when, if ever, it will be safe for you to be released into the public"

btw I do wonder if there was a play on words somewhere.

I have no doubts that the comments were directed to the defendant. I'm curious though, who was the judge looking at when he made these comments?

Seriously, you must be relieved to have this done and over with - it must have been a very long and challenging case.

[mickey_one]

How sweet of you to reply to my post, Jack. I am afraid (but not very) that you remain on my banned list and so I do not get to read any of your literatum magnatum. The position will change only when I am served with affidavits from 3 members of the militant wing, swearing that you have made 2 consecutive posts which do not mention your own exceptionally extraordinary uniquey talents, nor some bint who had sex with you within 5 minutes of meeting, (and also none of the posts have a vowel) (or consonant) (or any other keyboard stroke). Once those easy conditions are satisfied I shall consume your every thought with lots of consuming type consumption.

Meanwhile, I shall presume your post here was a really good haiku. Well done!


Lord Mickey of One

Commanding Officer Poetry Forum Militant Wing - Back on Duty





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[mickey_one]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/feb/18/uksecurity

it may not be immediately clear but I can assure you that the the Judge's particular comments below were directed to the defendant not his counsel

"So rampant are your views, so excitable your temperament, so persuasive your tongue and so imbued with energy are you, it's quite impossible to predict when, if ever, it will be safe for you to be released into the public"

btw I do wonder if there was a play on words somewhere.

I have no doubts that the comments were directed to the defendant. I'm curious though, who was the judge looking at when he made these comments?

Seriously, you must be relieved to have this done and over with - it must have been a very long and challenging case.

Hey Cate, thanks. After a long time in prep. he actually pleaded guilty so only a few days in court.

[William]

mickey_one wrote:
"The position will change only when I am served with affidavits from 3 members of the militant wing, swearing that you have made 2 consecutive posts which do not mention your own exceptionally extraordinary uniquey talents, "

Michael,
Are you not guilty, dear friend, of the sin of which you have accused Jack?
The fact that your travels, your family and your work are brought to our attention on a regular basis makes your accusation against him ring a smidgeon hollow.

[mickey_one]

can you write me a poem where every line ends with a rhyme to "smidgeon" without naming any birds.

nice to see you, William. It's the differences that keep us alive


Lord Mickey of One


Commanding Officer of the Poetry Forum Call me anything you like but don't compare me to Jack, aaaaaaaaarrrrgggghh Militant Wing

[Manna]

I took a smidgeon
of cake to the dungeon
my crime, a pigwidgeon
I'd been a curmudgeon

[mickey_one]

I took a smidgeon
of cake to the dungeon
my crime, a pigwidgeon
I'd been a curmudgeon

Now that is why you are my trusted Deputy Commanding Officer, ever reliable in battle, tactically genius, Mistress of Strategy.


Lord Mickey of One

[jimbo]

I FORGIVE YOU ,spinner.no more haiku only in the den

[mickey_one]

I FORGIVE YOU ,spinner.no more haiku only in the den

we are always interested in fresh young recruits, I think you may have what it takes to be a Junior Member of the Poetry Forum Militant Wing, please send £500 in unmarked bank notes by email within the last 10 minutes and you are IN!

[jimbo]

Number one i dont deal in pounds
Number two i dont have euros
number three i hav'nt managed the time travel thingy yet
number four i dont take or give bribes

so i guess that leaves me Out
il just retreat to my little corner
and welcome whoever comes in

[Sue]

Call me anything you like but don't compare me to Jack

the law is an ass?