Looking for a sign

[Violet]

... Furthermore, Imaginary Friend is here, now, thou, forthwith and forever dubbed my most cherished Knight in Shining Armor, so don't mess with us, Good always prevails in the end...

[Objective commentary: see Violet's "Delivering me unto you" thread for some background as to why 'Violet' singled out Imaginary Friend in this way...]

[mickey_one]

... Furthermore, Imaginary Friend is here, now, thou, forthwith and forever dubbed my most cherished Knight in Shining Armor, so don't mess with us, Good always prevails in the end...

good prevails? how dull is that. Cate always beats me with the soft end of the gun to emphasise that she is always good and bad at the same time. She knows things that only I understand.

And bollocks to rules that say you can't begin a sentence with "and".

And bollocks to cherished clichés, sounds like you need a night in spanking amour, and make sure you leave a bloody mess. There's enough unemployed people here who will clean it up.

did you mention "soul" in an earlier post? oh, hell- I think you did.

michael

[Violet]

'Tis true, you've caught me in cherished cliches, and for that I have no defense. But note here too the courage it took to own up to such an unmitigated, and yes, dullard like failure. In the future, I hope to show all you deeply depraved, dark-sided devils, that Goodness has its... well... Goodness too is... Gee, you might have a point there. Am I playing for the wrong team? or is this just one of those deceptive mind games being fostered by this... this -- cabal, no doubt headed by that mercurial michael O(verlord) dude...

v.

[Manna]

No fair. You can't give him all the credit.

[Violet]

There will be much to do here in terms of fighting evil. And let's face it, I will have a MUCH harder time of it fighting cliches (than any of you twisted slime reaping those rewards, literary, libidinous, licentious, and probably even libelous, as is befitting of your scheming connivance) (which is really the only reason I can think of for even considering joining your side)... But Imaginary Friend and I will do what we have to do in the name of [cliche], [cliche], and [cliche]... to set things [Right]...
v.

Oh, and Manna, don't think I don't have your number...

[Cate]

Cate always beats me with the soft end of the gun ...

michael

pss Michael That's a secret!

[Violet]

You have all tired me out. But don't think that, as Goodness rests, you'll be getting the upper hand... that just ain't gonna happen, and I told that Poppy dude all about it in private, thinking he'll probably go running to his sacred "M.O." -- geez what a bunch you are...

[Cate]

I can see you now, on your gallant steed; ratchet straps flung over your shoulder
prepared help any or none of your subjects who are in need of things being strapped to their car.
Noble in deed!!!


edited to remove the words Don't stop now Violet - what was I thinking?

[Violet]

... just because I aspire to good, we all have our weaknesses... (wouldn't you like to know what I've strapped to my car)...

[Violet]

I did not say that. That M.O. genius of disguise jerk got me on his Alpha wave, or something, or however it is you pathetic minions work your powers... who's the guy that knows about cults?...

[Violet]

... poppies... poppies... the wicked witch used poppies... RED poppies -- OH-MU-GOD!!!

[Violet]

Hello. My name is Lorca. I am an interior agent of Violet's. (She doesn't know about me.) You can't imagine what I've had her do through me... Michael O., I mean Master, well he's so very proud...

[LATER commentary by an objective commentator: obviously Lorca was just warming up here. There's no way she would be fooled for long (that is, thinking Michael-mickey_oDude was anything approaching the Master -- impressive how quickly she caught on...]

[Violet]

Lorca here again (Violet's synthetic alter). Look, here's the deal. Hopefully to diminish you, the stench of evil in this place is no more than minor. The soft end of a gun -- please. I'd be pathetic if I'd lower myself to laugh even! I mean when Violet (unbeknownst to her of course) has been party to the most heinous, depraved, lecherous, demeaning, demoralizing, debased, rank, foul-odered, and yes exclusive inner sanctum of impure Evil known to man, beast, or any other fiendish being you can imagine (and believe me there are many). The only problem is (I mean, for you vile voyeurs) is that if I divulge the "family jewels," if you know what I mean, well that's tantamount to triggering Violet's self destruct program, which, hey, is neither here nor there as far as that goes, it's just that, well, it also means the end of you know who -- 0h -- ooh -- wait -- she's coming to -- look you guys, just remember if you want me back again you need to say "Omega" -- uahh --

(Violet)... Gosh, do I have a headache -- must be the stench of evil around here. Actually, come to think of it, it's only mino -- uahh --

Lorca here again. Man, did Mickey ever get Violet's number -- BOORRRIIIINNNG -- Leonard Cohen this, Leonard Cohen that, oh, and don't get me started on her sex life (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....) No ropes no guns no straps no pins no blades no chains no corosive acid... ANYWAY, I just needed to tell you guys one last thing. I got a, well, a kind of mission I need to take care of, which will probably be putting Violet out of commission for a while. DO NOT TRY TO CONTACT HER. I gotta keep her under wraps (if you can read between the lines here) (which explains her unconscious preoccupation with ratchet straps, by the way). I will contact you when I can.

Hey, even though you guys are just minor leaguers your infiltration of Cohen is brilliant! I mean he's goddamn Kryptonite to the Inner Sanctum, which is probably why virtuous little (boringboringboring) Violet (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…) is so goddamn into him. Do Not Let Her Continue in Her Work Here. Anyway, for now, I’ll take her off your hands so I can complete my, uh, mission... What mission, you may ask?... Just know that wherever Evil erupts, simmers, festers and (R.P.'s favorite) lets go on this wanker of an evil planet, Violet cannot be very far away – ooh, ush… yaaa ---

(Violet)… Gosh, I still have that headache. Must be the stench of pure evil around here… honestly guys, it’s beginning to get me down…

[much much later edit: I corrected my spelling of Kryptonite (known as Super Man's lethal antidote (for those seeking to destroy him), a substance found only the planet Krypton, I believe it was)... Always an outsider to popular trends, I am not well versed in old comics or current graphic novels, nor do I seek to abridge my considerable ignorance in these matters, that is, except for the purposes of this particular thread... v.]

[Violet]

(Violet) Gee... it's strange, a bit unexpected, maybe, but I have this strong urge to take a trip... it's probably a spiritual thing... just sort of go with the flow, as it were, not over analyze or anything... just pack a bag and take off... who knows what wondrous things may happen when you let yourself follow your heart's desire like that...

[imaginary friend]

Violet quoth:
.. Furthermore, Imaginary Friend is here, now, thou, forthwith and forever dubbed my most cherished Knight in Shining Armor, so don't mess with us, Good always prevails in the end...

Alas, dear Violet I love your poems but:

I've no quarrel with the Poppet, and I'm not even a figment of Mickey Thingey's imagination.

And certainly, I'm no match for Manna or Cate, and especially not for Manna AND Cate.
To put it delicately (ahem),
the only thing I've learned from them,
is how to scoot from someone who outknew ya.

I'm planning to exhume William. Maybe Marisha will help...