The sad demise of Grandma Smokey

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:31 pm

As in eat no food ~ hence, no combine? I do know about "food combining," per se ~ but Hillary? As in Clinton?

Oh, reminds me. There's a book out validating the conspiracy theory that I recall seeing Hillary speaking of on Good Morning, America [or one of those] against her Bill. It's written by a reporter who was part of it and conscience finally got the best of him to come forward. It started long before the name Monica Lewinsky was ever heard ~ and the word impeachment was heard, within the relevant circles. It promises to be very good reading.

So, back to this weight loss thing. Gotta lose some of those pounds in anticipation of a lot of climbing on Hydra.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:18 pm

come on Lizzy! think Medusafern. think the ***s diet.

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:22 pm

Oh, thaaaaat, Hillary

~ geez, I just have Clinton on the mind, having listened to the NPR segment last night. Now, I need help on the "***s" ~ it's clearly still too early in the morning for me. Between caffeine and sugar [donuts brought in at work, prior to our Christmas party, for which we're about to depart], my mind is NOT tracking! I come back to your answer on this later today.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:26 pm

nope, can't wait! the Hays diet of course. maybe it fadded out before it reached your little country from our massive Empire.

margaret · Post by **margaret** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:51 pm

I think the only one that really works is the alternative seafood diet - when you see food say no.

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:42 am

Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:17 pm

the latest private message received from the deceased smokey late this morning

Smokey wrote:Michael, PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE take pity on my wretched soul. I am a hopeless cretin doomed to repeat my hopeless mantra until eternity. I will do anything at all to extricatify myself from this pit of despair I have duggeth for myselfs. I always knew I was a troll of little brain but know my head hurts if I even think of anything except my mantra. How, how, how can I get out of this stucky position?

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:25 pm

Ha! Ha! Michael, you have to keep answering me for all eternity. Ha! Ha! Plus you have to keep writing all those lies. Ha! Ha! All that wasted time! Ha! ha! You can't fight smoke, you LIAR, DISSEMBLER and FRAUD.

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:13 am

So it's true! there's no LIAR without Smoke.

Pass the hose Penfold and we'll sort this Smokey ember out ( what a lovely pun, as the actress said to the bishop)

No!! Penfold!! we don't need the water turning on!!....the hose will do

Byron · Post by **Byron** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:17 am

this computer thingie is really annoying me this evening. Pass me the lump hammer Albert....

catherine · Post by **catherine** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:10 am

Hello Byron!

catherine · Post by **catherine** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:10 am

Hello Byron!

Smokey · Post by **Smokey** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:01 am

Michael/Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

tom.d.stiller · Post by **tom.d.stiller** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:57 am

Smokey wrote:Michael/Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

How original! Congrats!!

smoking · Post by **smoking** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:21 pm

Smokey wrote:Critic2 is a LIAR, DISSEMBLER and a FRAUD.

hush, Grandma- you are dead. you really are dead.