Hints for shy comp. would-be entrants

[mickey_one]

This poem is about Leonard's descent from well known International lounge crooner, to desperado armed robber.

Sample words to use in your poem

Sausage
Lampshade
Bastard
Gun
Git
Smelly
Kelly
Lynch
Soul

Sample words not to use in your poem

Soul
The

More assistance may be obtained by phoning The Guvn'r (I had to explain to her that this was not some Yankee political position but a Brit, particularly London, gangster position, the hardest of hard men, THE GUVN'R) call her any time at all, private line- 001 911, ask for Amanda and specify which service you require.

[jimbo]

Man about town,
a E git if you ever saw one,
Fake gun and identy,

Tavelling under irish passport
(Kelly Lynch son of a bastard0
with a lamp shade on his head,

you cant fucking miss
Him,
he has a fecking
S ausage
Dog with three legs
and diamonds
on the souls
OF his shoes.

[mickey_one]

the idea was to encourage entries to the comp. these are sent anonymously and modestly to Lizzy.

shame that wasn't clear.

[Harry S]

Man about town,
a E git if you ever saw one,
Fake gun and identy,

Tavelling under irish passport
(Kelly Lynch son of a bastard0
with a lamp shade on his head,

you cant fucking miss
Him,
he has a fecking
S ausage
Dog with three legs
and diamonds
on the souls
OF his shoes.

BRILLIANT, WELL DONE. I HOPE YOU WIN