Teratogen! you have had your hair cut. Oh, noooooo I'm devastated

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Brilliant

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I listen to Terry Wogan on the radio every morning when I drive my son to school, and I love his inane sense of humour (that's a hell of a confession, I know), not to mention his Irish accent. He is a national institution. I saw him on the TV news saying that his listeners are more likely to abuse him for his title than to respect him more.
Diane
I think you should return to the smut thread and arise, Sir T.