Congradulations on the story your award really opened doors for you in Hollywood.
Just signed a $19,000,000.00 deal with Warner Brothers. Thanks for infering that you would give me first option on this. Your cheque for 10% is in the mail. I have been advised to hire a screen writer. We need to make a few changes to your story, nothing that will take away from the original. You see they think it would be better if the main character shot her husband used a gun, more exciting than falling asleep with pills. We need to add more sex too. They are pretty firm on that.
We need a big name here. I am in brain storm mode right now. Ok here it goes. oh wait this is funny Kate Moss is trying to rescue her creeer, she phoned me earlier today, herself, poor desperate thing, but I told her no way. (we don't want a skinny woman do we) I was thinking
Jennifer Tilly, she's a Canadian eh
http://www.actorsfund.org/PHOTOS/ALLABOUTEVE/tilly.jpg
For your first husband Randy from Trailer Park Boys he is looking to change his image and his pants.
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For your second husband Abe Vagoda
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We will ask Mr. Cohen to do a cameo.
Wadda you think? Thanks for writing the story Ali and making me rich. We're still friends right, oh of course we are dollink. Write another story, a good writer writes everyday right? HA HA that is a writes's joke, you can use it now because you are an award winning writer now. NO I MEAN IT I told them you had a compuer full of stories like this, I locked you in, you need to come up with at least 3 new stories by the end of next week, I told them you were on vacation and that we will deal three at a time so actually you only need two stories, should make you feel better. See my talent as a negotiater you were all freaked out WHAT THREE STORIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no you only need two more, then three a month for the next six months. Don't worry you can do it, you will be a millionaire, trust me. I am so glad we are friends and that you are so talented, keep in touch AND KEEP WRITING.