The Pain in my Arse

[Byron]

I enjoy the work which George Wright produces. It has an urgency and the feel of an electric charge running through it. I sat down last night and thought I'd give it a go, by just letting my wandering thoughts take me hither and thither. The result is laid out below and one thing I have come away with from this effort, is an increased respect for George and his work. He really is quite a wordsmith. Thanks George.


The pain in my arse
Confluence of farts,
Has been causing me some moral angst
Is it ruptured within
By adhesions of skin
Or a ferret stuck in my pants?
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I really am tired
Of being so dull
I want to break out
And go on the pull
A joke and a laugh
Are allowed now and then
I’m in need of the bullshit
Of drunken old men
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I’ve taken the time
To examine my drawers
It wasn’t a ferret
With sharp shiny claws
But the result of past deeds
And some unpleasant food
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Nobody talks about toilets in rhyme
It’s one of those topics that scholars decline
To study at length while glued to their words
But like you and me, they’ll be passing t...s

Enough said?
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Come on, give me some slack!
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Even Attilla the Hun had a sense of humus
That’s why he ravaged Europe
He knew a ‘pile of shit’ when he saw it
Perhaps he started the ‘pile of shit’ thread?
We’re all doomed anyway
Thanks to wee Georgie Bush
And this stream of consciousness
Has come with a rush
Take it or leave it
I really don’t care
But unfortunately, I do
That’s the cross I must bear
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I’m my brothers’ keeper
Who’ll take care of me?
There’s another war a'coming
To make us all feel free
We’re going to kill a tyrant
He's corrupt and full of sin
We’ll have killed a lot of innocents
Before we get to him.
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Who says there’s no justice in the world?
Go to sleep with that thought
If you can

[George.Wright]

Thanks byron for your compliments and poem.
Georges