My God is full of self-doubt;
He is an agnostic God
My God created himself
In His own image
My God has many Propaganda Ministers
Working around the clock
My God’s autobiography
Was ghosted by a coterie of Jews
My God created everything
Including his own arch-enemy
Because every Father needs a Kadaicha Man
To scare His children with
My God’s behaviour – if he were mortal,
Would be labelled schizophrenic
Manic-depressive, megalomaniacal,
Egocentric, co-dependant,
Fanatical, absurd,
Melodramatic and ------ politically incorrect
We should put Him in a public hospital
Under Section 4B of the Mental Health Act
For closer observation;
We should take him on a tour through Bosnia
And Disneyland;
Send him to a re-education camp;
Give him deep sleep therapy
And a lobotomy
And then tell him everything is okay;
This is what we do on Judgement Day
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