oh perth,
you should create a new identity, hang around, participate in some harmless discussion and then, when it becomes too much for you to handle, write one of your boring troll posts. at least you'll have a slim chance of someone, some crazy person, believing you are a real person with real views. otherwise you simply come across as some saddo and tosser.
Why not just give it up? You can't fool all of the people all of the time, or some of the people some of the time, or some of people all of... you get the idea. Saddo and tosser can't change it's spots.