You can't have a hard-on

peter danielsen · Post by **peter danielsen** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:00 pm

You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
get up in the morning
relax on your way
Your dogs will go barking
this is what he say:
You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today

You're missing to much
so little you do
you talk and you chant
of love comming through
You worship the culture
as though it was God
but wildness is moaning
and sighing a lot

You're lisping and crawling
and call it a gift
but can't even carry
the clubcard you lift
You buy a new house
and you call it a start
though haunted it is
by ghosts of a fart

I may be arrested
announcing
discussing with the docters
in quest of naked joy
But I come through the night
resembling a bat
I'm looking to smack
the rear of your cat

You can't have a hard-on
in Denmark today
but this little song
will make it O.K.
Tomorrow it's time
for women to pray:
Oh Lord let him have
a hard-on today

Epurcelly · Post by **Epurcelly** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:26 pm

Peter- That is one of the funniest poems I have ever read...

LaurieAK · Post by **LaurieAK** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:24 am

Peter~Very funny and clever. I'd question the loyalty of that dog of yours, though

Toodles,
Laurie

Arno · Post by **Arno** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:43 pm

velly velly nice and funny...

take care,
Arno

peter danielsen · Post by **peter danielsen** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:47 pm

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