You are quite right. Please accept my sincerest apologies for such frivolity. Hopefully this will not require my getting another tattoo -- do you have any idea how painful that is?Sideways wrote:...that would be silly. please do not lower the gravity of this place.
Here it is:Sideways wrote:You promised me a Salad link to The Onion. I don't see it...
I do like The Onion but the formula is quite predictable. what do you think?LisaLCFan wrote:Here it is:Sideways wrote:You promised me a Salad link to The Onion. I don't see it...
http://www.theonion.com/article/salad-r ... steps-4742
Obviously, she forgot the mayonnaise.
I agree. It is fun and amusing every now and then, but grows tedious very quickly. Someone once gave me a whole book of The Onion articles, and I don't think I got past page 2.Sideways wrote:...I do like The Onion but the formula is quite predictable. What do you think?
Obviously you have a jaundiced view as Donald Rubio is getting closer to winning the Democratic election race in your country. You must be thinking of immigrating to Mexico where Trudeau is poised to oust President Ben and Jerry Sanders.LisaLCFan wrote:I agree. It is fun and amusing every now and then, but grows tedious very quickly. Someone once gave me a whole book of The Onion articles, and I don't think I got past page 2.Sideways wrote:...I do like The Onion but the formula is quite predictable. What do you think?
The thing is, these days, satire has lost most of its bite, because the "real" news is just as absurd, there is no longer any distinction.
When "The Donald" becomes "Leader of the Free World", as predicted by HRH Geoffrey of the Kingdom of No-Way, there will be no hummus, only things such as Freedom Fries, chicken fried steak, and Turducken -- deep fried, of course. You see, nobody can make this stuff up anymore: hyperbole and the ridiculous are everywhere!Sideways wrote:Obviously you have a jaundiced view as Donald Rubio is getting closer to winning the Democratic election race in your country. ... I am frequently accursed by Pitta of having no sense of hummus.
Sue Grabbit and Run
Lawyers to His Majesty Queen Geoffrey Wren
LisaLCFan wrote:When "The Donald" becomes "Leader of the Free World", as predicted by HRH Geoffrey of the Kingdom of No-Way, there will be no hummus, only things such as Freedom Fries, chicken fried steak, and Turducken -- deep fried, of course. You see, nobody can make this stuff up anymore: hyperbole and the ridiculous are everywhere!Sideways wrote:Obviously you have a jaundiced view as Donald Rubio is getting closer to winning the Democratic election race in your country. ... I am frequently accursed by Pitta of having no sense of hummus.
Sue Grabbit and Run
Lawyers to His Majesty Queen Geoffrey Wren
As for Ben and Jerry, "Chunky Monkey" is my favourite! Hold the mayonnaise.
Now, who is lowering the gravity of this place?Sideways wrote:In view of your cream of choice I am obliged to transplant, from another thread, Karren B's disgraceful plan to attack the Judiciary, and I end up with yukky thoughts about spanking the monkey
LisaLCFan wrote:Now, who is lowering the gravity of this place?Sideways wrote:In view of your cream of choice I am obliged to transplant, from another thread, Karren B's disgraceful plan to attack the Judiciary, and I end up with yukky thoughts about spanking the monkey
Perhaps Karren B is the one who ought to be spanked for starting this train of thought, but considering that avatar of hers, she'd probably enjoy it!
In view of your cream of choice I am obliged to transplant, from another thread, Karren B's disgraceful plan to attack the Judiciary, and I end up with yukky thoughts about spanking the monkey
Only if I were administering it.Perhaps Karren B is the one who ought to be spanked for starting this train of thought, but considering that avatar of hers, she'd probably enjoy it!
Right slapper, left slapper; I’m quite ambidextrous in that field, although I find a spanking paddle easier on the hand...This is WAR! No-one strolls on here with their tattooed legs and insults my old mate Karren B by calling her a right "slapper". It's an official outrage!
Sue (t pudding)
listen lisa. i've got some bad news, and some really bad news. what do you want first? ok, well the bad news is that leonard seems to attract some pretty weird people. for some reason they just flock to him. the really bad news is that they're in here. that's why i always keep my distance and don't get too involved. one's tongue doesn't always detect every little bone hiding in each mouthful of fish.LisaLCFan wrote:It is fun and amusing every now and then . . .
My dear Geoffrey, your warning has come a bit too late...Geoffrey wrote:listen lisa. i've got some bad news, and some really bad news. what do you want first? ok, well the bad news is that leonard seems to attract some pretty weird people. for some reason they just flock to him. the really bad news is that they're in here. that's why i always keep my distance and don't get too involved. one's tongue doesn't always detect every little bone hiding in each mouthful of fish.
What have I got myself into?Sideways wrote:This is WAR! No-one strolls on here with their tattooed legs and insults my old mate Karren B by calling her a right "slapper". It's an official outrage!
that's not bad news, what a boring world we would live in if everyone was 'normal' or pretended to be normal - viva the weird, the strange and the wonderful!Geoffrey wrote: ok, well the bad news is that leonard seems to attract some pretty weird people. for some reason they just flock to him. the really bad news is that they're in here.
