geoffrey writes a poem!

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Geoffrey
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geoffrey writes a poem!

Post by Geoffrey »

this poem i call:
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never fails

if ever you're feeling lonely
and you want your doorbell to chime
just pull down you pants and sit on the toilet -
works every f**king time!
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Perhaps Geoffrey should stick to portraits! ;-)
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If ever you're feeling horny
but your sister ain't got the rhyme
just pull down your pants and shit on the table
fails every fucking time!
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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if ever you feel like making a rhyme
and your talent is the size of a doorbell
just pull down and pant
w**ks every f**king time
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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If ever you feel like making a chicken
invite Rosemary and Basil
then ask Herb
works very well with Thyme
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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Confusion, He say

If a man has one small talent
better not try write poems
it is a poor-trait,
him who think can write when him can not do
get the picture?
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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When I was very old, about 70 years ago, I had a fixation about doorbells and taking down my pants. I would take them down whenever I passed a house (or office building, or other structure, or open space), but only if it had a doorbell. This was just a wee little affectation and nothing to worry about. However, I then got the idea of attaching the doorbell to my bath. This turned out to be foolish for many different reasons, none of which I am going to share with you.
yeah, well, errrrm, hum, yeah, ok, I dunno, articulation is not my fing, who cares, SHUT IT YOU MUPPET, blah blah blah
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thank you, kind people, for taking an interest in my post :-)
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