Osama's Mama

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found this one deep in the bowels of my computer

Osama's mama

Osama had a mama
perhaps he was her only son
she made him a pajama
she didn't care what he had done.

She loved his dark and soulful eyes
she was happy in his youth
she responded to his plaintive cries
she kept his first lost tooth.

She dreamt he'd someday settle down
and take a special wife
sire a son in a nearby town
and life a normal life.

He sent a little token
for every life he'd taken
and every heart he'd broken
so she'd never be mistaken
that he’d hope that she’d feel smarter
and hoped that she’d be proud.

thath he's the famous martyr
who now can wear the shroud
of infamy and history
of Islamy and mystery

His name will be bestowed
on those who live perchance to die
on those who'd give a cherished eye
to journey on the fated road
of Osama. (doo doo doo doo doo doo music playing)

[fishfishquaileye]

Romney had a mitt
Perhaps it was his only cleaning product for his bath
He kept it in his pyjama
He didn't care if his fly was undone

He loved his dark and soulful pyjamas
He was happy in his slippers
He responded to his plain ties
He kept his first dog-tooth jacket

He dreamt he'd someday settle up
And that the special rise in his pyjama trousers
Hard as it may seem
Was just a once every 4 years
Election going on

[fishfishquaileye]

Whoops. I misread your original as a tribute to our Captain. I thought it was about Obama Sin Laden. I feel very very stupid and wish there was a way to edit or delete posts. I have sent a letter to the President to apologise and asked if he personally could remove my blunder or simply close down this site. That was over an hour ago and he STILL hasn't replied. It makes me wonder why I bother paying taxes ( although, strictly between us only, I don't!).


UPDATE- PRESIDENT OSAMA STILL HASN'T REPLIED. RIDICULOUS

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it's funny tho.. kind of why i stay out of politics (altho i have plenty to say). I don't know that is is as funny as Mitt Romney Gangnam style - which you can google yourself on you tube. (i didn't say 'nuthin).

Nuthing said, I did NOT know that Anne his wife had MS - may she continue to do well.

You can delete your whole post by simply erasing it all.

o wow - you wrote the President!

[fishfishquaileye]

it's funny tho.. kind of why i stay out of politics (altho i have plenty to say). I don't know that is is as funny as Mitt Romney Gangnam style - which you can google yourself on you tube. (i didn't say 'nuthin).

Nuthing said, I did NOT know that Anne his wife had MS - may she continue to do well.

You can delete your whole post by simply erasing it all.

o wow - you wrote the President!

The President finally replied ! Unfortunately his Secret Service people made me sign a Non-Disclosure waiver agreement contract protocol joint undertaking and without risking breach and immediate imprisonment I can only quote these limited extracts from the President's letter but I think you will get the drift

De*r *ish

You rea**y are a comp*ete *unt. Why don't you g* *uck yours*** you com*y *astard


Yours *incerely

*resident Romney

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resident of what Romney?

[fishfishquaileye]

resident of what Romney?

I just don't know. I have sworn allegiance to the Flag and I don't think I could interrogate The President about this

[fishfishquaileye]

BREAKING NEWS- THE LAST RESULT IS IN AND OSAMA HAS IS NOW OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF FLORIDA!
I think it would be a grand gesture if he makes Mitt Rodney his new Vice President.