Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer

[fishfishquaileye]

Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer
I spanked Cate too hard
and got a week in the slammer
she licked off my spoon
then moaned
came too soon

[Cate]

( a bit close to the line my friend)



okay watch it buddy – don’t go around suggesting that I lick peoples spoons, I certainly do not and have never come anywhere near your spoon, nor do a double dip. I do have some etiquette Madam and besides – I’m pretty sure your spoons were confiscated at customs (I don't want to expose fish but she is in fact a notorious spoon smuggler who operates in the u.k. sovereign spoon black market)

[fishfishquaileye]

Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer
I spanked Cate too hard
and got a week in the slammer
she licked off my spoon
then moaned
came too soon

I am going to add memorable phrases from other poems to make the ultimate uber-poem here. so thanks to Peter we know have


Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer
I bought a case of introverted diarrhoea

[Lazysuit]

At Last! It was all worth it!!! Fishman, you just Chelsea Hotel'd my LL Cool J (and if that makes no sense you tube Bristol Hotel LL Cool J - right up your street mister)
Thanks.
Ps...why you keep calling me a girl?
Nice to be missed, hey I missed you all too x peace n love bro and sisters