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[Lazysuit]

'I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know
I wanna know which way did she go at the fork in the road?
"This one cost more but is fast" " This one cost more but is slow"
I don't care Joe, just tell me which way did she go?

I got a frog in my throat and a prince at my cunt. I've been accused of bananas in the grunting of fools.
I got a knife at my back and a log in my eye.
is it this one, or this one? Am I expected to choose?
"Tagliatelle, Margharita, Oh extra, half price..."
Are you looking at dinner? Are you rolling a dice?
Oh fuck off you peasant. You arrogant breed, pot noodle head please don't fucking speak
No speak - I didn't mean it -but just answer my question
I don't want your vomitous version of a spastics history lesson
I don't want your bog mind flushing what you think of the queen
You can't even limit your chocolate from the vending machine
You can't drive past a ready-to-go
You bucket, will you just tell me which road...
Which road did she take? Which road did she take?
This one cost more but it's splattered with hippies half baked
Ideas in the sand ask any one 'do you mean it?'
And the fucking amoebas will drivel how much they dream it.

This road to the future, this road to the south
Breathe in sweet cotton candy and giggle 'look at my mouth'

And all out of patience, do you mind if I snap?
Which road did she take?
Did she say she'll come back?
Which road did she drive?
Fuck you've been here all day
Just tell me which fucking road did she take?

No, I don't care what you think about Princess Diana
Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer
Does your mind go ping when your bloods on the boil?
If you don't say what you think you think your thoughts might all spoil?
Well mister I don't mean to ruin your day
But will you just tell me which road did she take?

See I've got to follow, and I've got to find
And you might have already guessed I'm already out of my mind
Don't look at me to explain why it bothers me so
Just tell me please
Which way did she go?'

[fishfishquaileye]

Like a vietcong cabbage playing spoons with a hammer


IT'S REALLY HARD TO THINK OF ANY POEM IN RECENT YEARS WHICH DIDN'T USE THIS CLICHEED OLD IMAGE. TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL

[Cate]

This is kind of like a pissed off wonderland white rabbit on crack or something.

[Lazysuit]

Ok fish you got me again that's very funny and actually Cate, yeah you got it bang on, though it was speed, not crack, I've never had crack in my life and you'll be pleased (i'm sure) to hear that I'm not pissed off anymore...things change huh?

But ok, I think I'd better upload something lighter next time round...

x

[Cate]

Yes - I am glad to hear that.
I like this pissed off ranting mix of weirdness.

Speed yes of course (I have no idea actually) - I just went for the one that sounded most cohen like.