Rejected Poem Scandal

Anon1 · Post by **Anon1** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:04 pm

took Laurie on a date
not trying to influence you
vintage wine, caviar, oysters
not trying to influence you
Royal Box at the theatre
not trying to influence you
introduced you to a hypnotist
trying to influence you
when I snap my fingers
you will agree
this is not a seedy hotel, Laurie
try and relax
that plaster looks really fine in your hair
you have always had lovely hair
(trying to influence you)
Laurie, Laurie
I’m sorry, sorry
lights are normally secured to the ceiling
hey, come back
don’t judge me so harshly

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:17 pm

this was a clear winner and you must indeed be the victim of corruption in low places. I apologise on behalf of Laurie, Lizzy and the other co-conspirator, Martine, for the shabby way in which you have been shabbily treated.

lizzytysh · Post by **lizzytysh** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:18 pm

FLORIDA!?!?!?! I JUST noticed that! Get outta my state!

On the merits of the poem, itself, however ~ I must say

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Martine · Post by **Martine** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:22 pm

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Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:24 pm

and Martine has no place to be, interesting....

Martine · Post by **Martine** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:30 pm

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Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:40 pm

I rarely breach confidentiality (except when I can score a really good point)

Critic2 "how nice it is to partake in social intercourse"

Martine "give it to me Big Boy"

Critic2 "I respectfully ask you not to act in a way that others could describe as akin to the conduct of a dirty pig"

Context is everything

LaurieAK · Post by **LaurieAK** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:43 pm

See!!!! Well written and Funny. Thanks for the chuckle...sorry i couldn't allow it in.

regards,
Laurie

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 pm

"SORRY, i COULDN'T ALLOW IT IN"- THATS' ANOTHER THING MARTINE SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT

Martine · Post by **Martine** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 pm

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Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:54 pm

well you may regret it now, but it's too late. anyway, it's the wrong time of the month for me.

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:55 pm

Martine, don't be badgered by C2's courtroom techniques, write your poem......you still have time!!!
Georges.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:57 pm

don't listen to him! These Irish imps can charm the Birds off the Trees...

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:00 am

Martine don't give him the satisfaction.......
very desperate Georges.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:02 am

I suppose you are desperate as your date didn't come off today?