My Gift of Reconciliation

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:12 pm

George picked his nose,
asked to select his best feature
George picked his nose

When writing poetry
some scratched their head
George barely scratched the surface

The bear suggested a competition
“we write a poem
without cliché “
“ouch” said George
and chickened out.

But the bear was still in
and he approached Makera
Queen of Importance

“Makera, Queen of Importance”
he whispered,
“have you found Mr Wright yet”
or are you still looking,
the Heavens screamed at this impertinence
the Queen cast an aspersion
it landed in the pot
where something was cooking.

Was it the Bear
the Chicken
Mr Wright
or Makera
Queen of Importance?

Young dr. Freud · Post by **Young dr. Freud** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:12 pm

C2/Avalon

You give yourself away. Everyone leaves a linguistic footprint. no matter how hard a person tries, sooner or later they will slip up. especially when they are trying to be clever. Especially as in this instance, when they try to be clever and fail.

I know who everyone is on this forum and who they are pretending to be.

I am the Doctor.

Critic2 · Post by **Critic2** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:18 pm

I don't think Martine and Avalon are the same person. I am certain George and Lizzy are not the same. I don't know if you and Old Doctor Freud are the same or even related.

Whilst accepting your far superior detective work my only interest is whether you write poetry?

Makera · Post by **Makera** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:19 pm

Oh, yes! C2/CriTictoo/PH/Mickey...etc.

This at least was funny!

Due deference noted.

And, Eureka!, you found a keyboard with an accent. Bravo!
(You really should have that neurosis about cliche looked into, it could be symptomatic of a more serious complex, compounding the MPD. I shall refer you to YDF, he may need the practice)

~ Makera

Avalon · Post by **Avalon** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:09 am

Well Michael, i'm surprised you have time to write nonsense when you argue logic and lie at the Bar with your white wig!!!!!
Go and annoy someone else.

Makera · Post by **Makera** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:16 pm

Avalon ~
Don't you know that lawyers of all types become so used to intimidating and bamboozling people with their degrees in Bovine Scatology that they begin to exhibit delusions of adequacy, and emotional retardation? Ego inflation is an occupational hazard, for doctors and lawyers both.

However, I am sceptical of the conclusion that C2/mick-one could have any such dubious 'qualification' given the unimpressive linguistic skills he exhibits. But, since that's what they use law clerks and solicitors for, I guess they don't have to be particularly literate. The overweening attitude certainly fits!

~ Makera

George.Wright · Post by **George.Wright** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:07 pm

F*ck your oline(olive) branch Mickey, stick it up your legal (sorry regal) arse.

Young dr. Freud · Post by **Young dr. Freud** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:47 pm

I do not like betraying my doctor-patient confidentiality but in the interest of lousy poets everywhere I must.

C2 is Avalon. He is obsessed with female royalty. Queen of the Damned or Queen of Importance. They are all fascinating to him. Ignore him. Ignorance is the key to mental health.

YdF