Gone on to new pastures.
Martine ~ 
Now this is what I call real eloquence!
Martine wrote:
"Critic2:
Unfortunately for you again - the term 'self-implode' and incoherence appear to be YOUR strong point. Although I realise that you're not in a rage either...you're just too fucking dumb to make sense.
Really I should pity people like you and not ridicule them. You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that you are of little significance to anyone or anything. Nothing you have said here matters to anyone. Your sad little life could be summed up in two words Absolute Failure. Even though it's obvious you were trying to be an asshole, you're not even any good at that!
You incoherent shithead."
~ Makera
(aka Maatkara)
Now this is what I call real eloquence!
Martine wrote:
"Critic2:
Unfortunately for you again - the term 'self-implode' and incoherence appear to be YOUR strong point. Although I realise that you're not in a rage either...you're just too fucking dumb to make sense.
Really I should pity people like you and not ridicule them. You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that you are of little significance to anyone or anything. Nothing you have said here matters to anyone. Your sad little life could be summed up in two words Absolute Failure. Even though it's obvious you were trying to be an asshole, you're not even any good at that!
You incoherent shithead."
~ Makera
(aka Maatkara)
Martine and Makera, now you both have had the honour of verse written about you could you please tell me what you think of George's Cohen tribute poem?
Do you you do critique, or just rants?
5 points if either of you, or George, can post without swearing. It will be a good test of your imaginations.
Do you you do critique, or just rants?
5 points if either of you, or George, can post without swearing. It will be a good test of your imaginations.
Oh good grief, you were right Martine - 'it' really is dumber than dirt!
(or with serious short-term memory damage). Poor thing just doesn't 'get it' at all.
If it were my habit to swear in print, I swear this might have provoked it. But, even in language the self-styled 'second fiddle Critic' can understand, it really would be wasted.
~ Makera
P.S. Did you notice 'it' can't even spell. Wonder what a "clichee" is....maybe it's the feminine, like 'fiancee'?
Couldn't manage to spell 'doggerel' either. Is that like, 'Yesterday I couldn't spell "critic", now I are one'.
(or with serious short-term memory damage). Poor thing just doesn't 'get it' at all.
If it were my habit to swear in print, I swear this might have provoked it. But, even in language the self-styled 'second fiddle Critic' can understand, it really would be wasted.
~ Makera
P.S. Did you notice 'it' can't even spell. Wonder what a "clichee" is....maybe it's the feminine, like 'fiancee'?
Couldn't manage to spell 'doggerel' either. Is that like, 'Yesterday I couldn't spell "critic", now I are one'.
Last edited by Makera on Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Clichee" is when I don't know how to find an accent on my keyboard, but ever such a good point, Well Done! Makera!
As you descend to spelling points could you help me with Martine's use of the word "Unfortunatley".
In one of her earlier swearing rants I notice she said "I say: shoot the foul bastard. It's a duck. " If she had any writer's instinct she would have written "shoot the fowl bastard".
But whether Martine is George in disguise, or just an equally unimaginative writer, she has no obvious talent for language.
Anyway, M & M, (my two sticky and sickly little chocolate drops) are you ready to crit. George's poem yet? If you aren't able to comment on that particular one then he has probably posted another 5 to the WOW site since I began this post.
As you descend to spelling points could you help me with Martine's use of the word "Unfortunatley".
In one of her earlier swearing rants I notice she said "I say: shoot the foul bastard. It's a duck. " If she had any writer's instinct she would have written "shoot the fowl bastard".
But whether Martine is George in disguise, or just an equally unimaginative writer, she has no obvious talent for language.
Anyway, M & M, (my two sticky and sickly little chocolate drops) are you ready to crit. George's poem yet? If you aren't able to comment on that particular one then he has probably posted another 5 to the WOW site since I began this post.
I am interested in what you think of George's poem. Your repetitive baby rants are dull.
Meantime, here is my Martine tribute poem in case you missed it first time
Martine rages
Martine rants
Martine shouts
and wets her pants
someone won't give his name
(CHORUS "someone won't give his name, oooh!)
If clouds open once again
how the hell do I know it's rain
unless it is introduced
properly
Without nomenclature
all discussion ain't mature
a smack in the nose
is as sweet as a rose
(but that's mere
Bill Shakespeare
and we have GEORGE WRIGHT here)
"SOMEONE WON'T GIVE HIS NAME, OOH!"
Meantime, here is my Martine tribute poem in case you missed it first time
Martine rages
Martine rants
Martine shouts
and wets her pants
someone won't give his name
(CHORUS "someone won't give his name, oooh!)
If clouds open once again
how the hell do I know it's rain
unless it is introduced
properly
Without nomenclature
all discussion ain't mature
a smack in the nose
is as sweet as a rose
(but that's mere
Bill Shakespeare
and we have GEORGE WRIGHT here)
"SOMEONE WON'T GIVE HIS NAME, OOH!"
I think that no-one should be allowed to post without sending a certified copy of their Birth Certificate to Jarkko, sworn statements from 3 witnesses who attended the Christening, and live evidence from 25 persons who have heard their name in everyday use.
I was also tempted to add a provision that no baby rants should be allowed but you are actually quite fun to tease and watching you eventually implode should be worth anybody's 5 cents admission.
BTW I once heard someone say 2 + 2 = 4. At first I was inclined to believe the proposition until I realised that the person was not using his real name. Obviously, I immediately realised that the sum must be incorrect.
"Man up"!!! What a pathetic mark of macho insecurity. And if you are a woman- shame on you even more.
I was also tempted to add a provision that no baby rants should be allowed but you are actually quite fun to tease and watching you eventually implode should be worth anybody's 5 cents admission.
BTW I once heard someone say 2 + 2 = 4. At first I was inclined to believe the proposition until I realised that the person was not using his real name. Obviously, I immediately realised that the sum must be incorrect.
"Man up"!!! What a pathetic mark of macho insecurity. And if you are a woman- shame on you even more.
need to go out for evening now. by the time I return, say 2 hours or so, I want you to write a post which includes
1. no swear words
2. a mature explaantion why names don't matter, substance does and
3. what you think of George's Cohen tribute poem
I think this will be a helpful exercise for you, dissipating your anger and, possibly, just possibly, a tentative first step towards you learning to write in an adult fashion.
GOOD LUCK
1. no swear words
2. a mature explaantion why names don't matter, substance does and
3. what you think of George's Cohen tribute poem
I think this will be a helpful exercise for you, dissipating your anger and, possibly, just possibly, a tentative first step towards you learning to write in an adult fashion.
GOOD LUCK
what a shame, I was offering to teach you how to write. I was going to take you from this, (your debut offering here)
Two tears race down her cheeks
And reach a chin
Where they meet in the middle
And drop off as one
Splashing onto an empty white page
Feelings shrivelled
Like dead spiders legs
And heartstrings.
to something interesting.
When you are ready to learn how to write, let me know.
Meantime, try to free your mind from an unhealthy obsession with identity. Anyone can nick a nic and even end up in the nick, but a Martine by any name, can still spell as sweet.
Two tears race down her cheeks
And reach a chin
Where they meet in the middle
And drop off as one
Splashing onto an empty white page
Feelings shrivelled
Like dead spiders legs
And heartstrings.
to something interesting.
When you are ready to learn how to write, let me know.
Meantime, try to free your mind from an unhealthy obsession with identity. Anyone can nick a nic and even end up in the nick, but a Martine by any name, can still spell as sweet.
Martine, my pie-hole is only medium size.
My intention was to help George with his writing. The offer is also open to you. Neither of you have any apparent natural talent with words, but I could still substantially improve your performance. It will involve a certain restraint of your ego and a true will to learn.
If you are interested please let me know. In a month or two you could look back on your baby rants and thank me from the bottom.
My intention was to help George with his writing. The offer is also open to you. Neither of you have any apparent natural talent with words, but I could still substantially improve your performance. It will involve a certain restraint of your ego and a true will to learn.
If you are interested please let me know. In a month or two you could look back on your baby rants and thank me from the bottom.