Re: leonard coehn

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:20 am

quaileyedsnowgit wrote:no relation
a rose can prick whatever
its name
all the spellingz
dont B the same
narrow fuckers
in a blind alleyway
gutter talk
drains away
wot eez this, Grandma Day?
rise from Feenicks
dead for agez
applez to eeetz
in der cagez
spoilt spoiler spoilingz
in da ragez
no way Norway
Geoffrey to complaintz
now revers da applez
eazy pie
its all da samz endz
who is to say?

.. that you would try to pluck out: a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet [or at least that's one version of that line, I think].. but that you should pluck that out of a your world of utter inanity is

actually, I really and truly have no ending for that.

Oh, "no relation" to Mr. Cohen, is that what you mean? Well, it is spelled differently, so perhaps you're on to something.

BY THE WAY [JUST TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST]:

YOU INTERLOPERS BE WARNED. I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE RECENTLY CONCERNING SUCH AS YOU.. BUT DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TWICE. YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE THE UPPER HAND, BUT I ASSURE YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A HAND IS UNTIL I'VE USED MINE TO WHUP YOU BUT GOOD. SO WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER. I USED TO BE THOUGHT OF AS NICE AROUND HERE, BUT I DON'T TAKE NO PRISONERS. NO SIREE BOB. NO KIDDIN. WATCH IT [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

.. now, where were we?

OH:

Who is to say?

The question's not "who is to say," but can you even fucking talk??

Why is your 'git' personality going back to the French now?..

.. are you eating applez while trying to speak?.. is that the problem?.. oh, while drinking straight bourbon and doing crack, I mean.

[my god]

.. for the record: it's "easy as pie," I think you meanz.

.. oh.. and "it's all the same endz".. has something of a Shakespearean quality to it.. [if Shakespeare drank straight bourbon and did crack, that is]

So.. all told.. things are looking up in the literary world, if this back room's any kind of example.

I don't know about you [nor do I care] but I feel rather satisfied, since, if things are going swimmingly back here, it somehow translates to

.. it translates to shit, fish. Just shit.

Signing off.. this cliff

Ms. V. [fish's fillet-er]

nonnymonster · Post by **nonnymonster** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:44 pm

Violet wrote:
.. that you would try to pluck out: a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet [or at least that's one version of that line, I think].. but that you should pluck that out of a your world of utter inanity is

And if your rose causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to be the prince of a sad empty box of chocolates than to have a long-stemmed rose and be thrown into hell.

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:31 pm

nonnymonster wrote:
Violet wrote:
.. that you would try to pluck out: a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet [or at least that's one version of that line, I think].. but that you should pluck that out of a your world of utter inanity is

And if your rose causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to be the prince of a sad empty box of chocolates than to have a long-stemmed rose and be thrown into hell.

.. did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today, or something?... you're sounding pretty dire..

v. x

nonnymonster · Post by **nonnymonster** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:33 am

Aww, Violet, you sound almost nice. Is it my girlish charm?
Nah, I've had a stressful week but mostly for good reasons. Setbacks preparing for a conference (aka vacation) next week. I think I always sound morbid in print. Perhaps I am... happiness illiterate?
I did pull an Arthur Rimbaud and decide to hate writers at some point in my late teens, which went quite well until recently. So maybe I am literarily a sullen adolescent with bad hair.