Cheesus Christ

[Violet]

I luv the Lord
and all his wheys
I slip to my nees
and then I prayz
saive me saive me
a muther criez
give me sum applez
that will shutz hymn up


I AMZ FEDZ UP WIV WOMANZ WHOOSE COPIE MIE FOTO AND YOOS MAI NAMEZ! GETZ YOR OWNE NAMES I SAYZ! LOL LOL!!!

The last thing I want to be is cruel, but has anyone suggested to you that maybe you have a speech impediment?

I love this part, actually:

give me sum applez
that will shutz hymn up

.. and I find I may even be warming up to "applez".. applez vous, uh, somethin' or other?.. (don't you just love French?.. it's so romantic.. I think the next poem you write should be in French).. (plez plez write a poem in French!!)

[Karren B]

Try listening to some real french poetry by Charles Baudelaire. Just press Hear and it will open your media player.

http://fleursdumal.org/audio.php

Karren B
xx

[imaginary friend]

Hesooz Kristoz

praize
to those
crazed ones
who lead us
astraze once
I sayze.

amen.