The Tragic death of Mrs. Johnson

[Cate]

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The Tragic death of Mrs. Johnson

When the emergency response team arrived, they found Mrs. Johnson’s computer open to one of those elicit paid chat rooms.
This is what was on the screen ...



. . . . . . . Al’s Vacuum Emporium
. . . Discrete Chatting for those who like to get a little dirty*



Dr. Clean - I’m in your bathroom, it's warm warm in here and I'm all alone...

Dirty Ms. J. - Uh huh - what exactly are you doing in there all alone!?

Dr. C. -I’m windowexing your mirror

Ms. J. -Mmmm ...nice
...… squeeze that pump bottle

Dr. C. -Ohhh I am baby - it's splashing all over the mirror!!!

Ms. J. -Uhhh huh!!!

Dr. C. -I’m unrolling the paper towel

Ms. J. -Mmmm

Dr. C -It's the quilted kind

Ms. J. -Ohhhh my god...

Dr. C. -I’m polishing from left to right

Ms. J. -That’s right baby – Faster!

Dr. C -I’m rubbing faster – I’m making shorter circular motions

Ms. J. -ohhh ya
. . . . .Harder baby harder!!!!!

Dr. C. -Ya baby harder too – the toothpaste spit marks have completely disappeared and there’s not a single streak!

Ms. J. -Oh my god – its so shiny!!!

Dr. C. -Yeah baby – next I’m going to do the facet … but first, just let me put this toilet seat down

Ms. J. - afsdfar…

It was apparently at this point that poor Mrs. Johnsons heart gave out.

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*free chat time to men with brooms

note - loosely based on a joke [/color]

[kwills]

Dr Clean's first name didn't happen to be Karren did it?

[Cate]

no, but does Karren do mirrors ... what about windows?
actually this vignette (or whatever) could have fallen into the stalker category as the person claims to be in Ms. J's bathroom - although I suppose it could just be her husband ... taken his laptop in with him.

[Karren B]

Yes Karren does do mirrors...but only if they're on the ceiling!

Karren B
xx

[kwills]

TYPICAL!!!