The Poop Poem

[drzoidberg]

monkeys and lizards
humans too
every living thing
has to go poo
it's not something
we necessarily cherish
but if we don't do it
then I'm afraid we perish
most pee in a toilet
but some choose the street
most aim for the bowl
but some hit their feet
some make it a hobby
with lots of reading material
there'd really be no problem
if they just ate more cereal
whenever I poop
I feel ten pounds lighter
I start off like an elephant
and I become a jet fighter
sometimes I push
and sometimes I pray
and if I'm lucky
I flush it away
but if I can't
there's always prunes
I'll just eat them and eat them
until my bathroom is in ruins.

[kwills]

You are so witty
With your little ditty
But may I just add
It's just a bit shitty!

[Karren B]

Haven't you finished yet kwills???