Daddy's Little Princess.

[Karren B]

SPV(f)

King G would not go that far with his Kissy K (he know's better!)


kwills...bb...Sir F...Useless little person...

But you can't see his fingers in action...what good is that picture...

Don't you think i deserve more after that whipping????

Lady Kissy K
xx

[kwills]

Useless? sob!

[Violet]

.. she's just.. you know.. "with the drink" at the moment, baby kwills.. don't concern yourself too much.. but do find us some Henning footage, if you would.. [xx]..

[Karren B]

kwills

I am so sorry (come on you'd be a bit pissed off if you just took a good whipping with no reward!)

And I did need a drink after all that...

Little kwills please forgive me...I'll give you a leg up next time you need it...you know to get up on Buckalot...(I keep forgetting you're a sensitive little person!)

Lady Kissy K
xx

Oh come on Henning show us what you can do!!!!

Violet... Can you ask his Lordship if Boredom can be used as a defence...

[Violet]

.. yes.. it's his famous Boredom Defense speech.. the tediousness of the speech alone leaves everyone in its wake defenseless.. they're malleable as putty after that.. brilliant tactic, I think..

.. oh, but you're talking about.. hmm..

.. baby kwills, the woman is bored.. and has had a couple.. you know how grumpy that can make a person.. so..

.. anyway.. sleep on it.. hopefully it all will blow over by morning..

night night, baby kwills
sweet princess v i o l e t (flower).. xx x

[Karren B]

For lickle kwills

Oh lickle kwills forgive me
I know not what I say
I’m influenced by alcohol
I’ve had an awful day.

I’ve had a damn good whipping
It wasn’t all that great
I’m waiting for King G to Come
But he is awfully late.

He said he’d like his sword cleaned
And polished till it shone,
A vigorous and lively rub
Is something that he’d longed.

I know that you’re not useless
You can be quite astute
And what you lack in brawn and brains
You make up being cute.

(I’m not doing very well here am I)

You know that you are valued
A member of the team
But one thing you must not forget
Is, you pissed off the queen. (and she’s not been the same since)

And as for finding Henning
And all his motley crew
Maybe you should play guitar
And learn a chord or two.

And as a secret agent
You’re a master of disguise
It’s just a shame that you can’t see
What’s right before your eyes.

So know that I am sorry
I don’t mean to offend
But sometimes kwills your antics
Can drive me round the bend.

And as for riding horseback
I’d give it much more thought.
And maybe try another mode
Of more sedate transport.

Sorry I must go now
King G has just come back
I’m taking him to see I. F.
And put him on the rack.

(maybe he’ll remember her name then!)

Lady Kissy K

[Cate]

Henning Darling! Princess V would like a word with you and maybe you would like to tell Kissy K what you like to do in your spare time? I’ve heard you're pretty nimble with your fingers…what with all that guitar playing…

ahhh Lady K that's a very good point guitar players do indeed have very nimble fingers and a ability to move them quickly and in just the right way - the only thing is the callouses - but then a little rough can be a nice contrast against smooth.

~~

Kwills/Sir F/ Bond, Baby Bond Bond with the bon bon's - thank you for the fantastic who's who update, it really is hard to keep track of everyone.
You were mentioning before that I was looking a little stiff - tis true. I'd like to take you up on your offer of some oiling - bring lots! I have many spots that may require your attention.

[Violet]

.. by the way Queen Cate, your majesty.. mam.. you've just reminded me.. (although I'm probably not supposed to be discussing such things with you).. anyway, Henning is also known as Count Callous.. oh, and he was the one who was whipping Lady Kissy K.. it took me a while, though, to figure that part out..

.. alright.. in keeping with my recovery from recovery program..

.. Well, actually.. it's funny how therapy works.. you think the therapist is totally bonkers.. but then you find yourself manifesting certain of his/her suggestions, if you will..

.. for example.. as regards my "lack of anger" problem.. I've been giving it more thought and*..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exm2Hi28Xw
FULL SCREEN..

.. kwi-- uh bond IS kwills, etc.. it seems when you're this tin can person you feel attracted to other tin cans, if you catch my drift.. I had the same thing happen to me when I had that crush on Marisha.. although that involved a whip-cream can.. (to go with all the bananas).. anyway.. he’s kind of cute, actually, this Latino lover of yours.. (who's taking care of some oiling, it seems)..

s.p.v. (fl.). xx x

*disclaimer: um.. I just wanted to add here that youtube is very often a mixed bag, and you really can't get exactly what you want every time you go to find something.. in so speaking, I think that Dorothy in this skit is being far too harsh with Mr. Tin Man, just given his liking for other tin man cans.. (especially Latino ones, though we only learn of that part later, and so I guess Dorothy didn't know about that).. anyway.. just thought I'd make note..

[Violet]

.. oh.. I just added a little disclaimer above..

.. hmm.. all's quiet on the Cumalott front today.. one would think that never happens at a place called Cumalott, actually.. but.. I guess it does..

[kwills]

Lady Kissy k I wish to thank you very much for your sweet poem and graciously accept your apology,after all, we all have our good and bad days maybe you should think of cutting back on the malt and try some red wine instead? I'm partial to the odd bottle or two every now and again...I mean glass...though it does leave me with a clown's smile as if I've missed with the lipstick!

Queen Cate I'm afraid the oil can has been all used up.I had this strange dream that I was in bed with a tin man and when I awoke I was covered in oil! You wouldn't believe the trouble I had trying to get to the shower I kept slipping and sliding all over the place!

[Violet]

.. speaking of dreams.. the following isn't the easiest of dreams to figure out, though I believe it does sum up nicely something of the more decadent goings on here at Cumalott..

.. now, I seem to be some sort of scullery maid or something.. and I suspect I still harbor feelings for my dankish Irishman, Sir Georges.. (who's playing a very sexy priest here, Lady Kissy K.).. but it seems it's curtains for me this time, as I'm wholly taken with his Lordship.. (who.. well.. happens to be the Marquis de Sade).. (I mean, note the wig)..

.. obviously Leonard is right.. I've got you like a habit, my lord..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOR3WACexI
FULL SCREEN..

.. oh.. there are a few other story lines going on here too.. It is Cumalott, after all..

[Cate]

ohhh that is strange Sir F - I hope you still had on your padding so that you didn't get to bumped up. Don't worry about the oil (sniff) I found an add for a fairy tale massage place in Knights Nightly the therapists there should be able to help me out with my aches
"Snow Whites house of Massage - a happy ending is our guarantee" sounds like a nice place and my muscles are pretty stiff especially my shoulders. We have insurance right?

.. by the way Queen Cate, your majesty.. mam.. you've just reminded me.. (although I'm probably not supposed to be discussing such things with you).. anyway, Henning is also known as Count Callous..

oh no lets not call him that seems a bit mean - perhaps we should just call him Sir.
It was late and Lady K had me thinking of my own fellas hands which are big paws but put a guitar in them and his fingers are surprising nibble and precise. He was (doesn't play much anymore) a finger picker so I'm grateful for the callouses - I remember when his finger would actually bleed (silly man).

oh, and he was the one who was whipping Lady Kissy K.. it took me a while, though, to figure that part out..

ahhh I thought that might be Henning. Lady K didn't look too distressed, she probably has a Lady O or agent O plan in mind.

[Violet]

"Snow White's House of Massage - a happy ending is our guarantee"

[Karren B]

kwills

Look forward to working with you agent kwills ..er…bond…er …whoever. Did you manage to find any clips of Henning in action…so to speak?
And your who’s who was very good the pictures were very helpful (so we’re looking for a mouse and a mole)?

Remember kwills/Sir F/bb etc.if you ever need Pussy you know where i am...usually undercover...but i'm sure you'll hear me...um find me...

xx

SPV(f)

Loved the outburst at the end of the film, you really are getting into this recovery programme aren’t you.

You seemed to get a lot of action in your latest dream, pity about the sticky end you met (just as well it was a dream).

By the way are you sure that was Henning giving me a good whipping? (I really must meet this Henning)

xx

O cate…

Such a perceptive person, you almost know what I’m thinking… But as for being Lady O or even agent O I think that letter could really only be used by someone much higher up than I… After all violet is ‘M’ so I couldn’t possibly be above her. So I’ll stick to being Pussy Galore if that’s O k with you?

I have heard that guitar players can have quite rough hands. But I thought being as perceptive as you are, you’d know I like smooth!!!!

Lady K (aka Pussy Galore)
xx

[Violet]

.. hi Lady K.. we'll find that Henning monster for you.. and I'm sure he'll oblige you in every way conceivable..

.. okay.. the following message is FOR HIS LORDSHIP'S EYES ONLY.. so.. please.. pass this one by (unless you are his Lordship, that is).. I'll be writing more posts on other burning issues in the near future.. but, please, this one is PRIVATE..

.. [My dearest Lordship,

I know this has to stop, but I dreamt of you all night, it seems..
and much of the time you were a lawyer, as it happens... and
at times, so was I.. but I realized.. well.. you'll see..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kem-nLSp8l8
FULL SCREEN..
.. I do hope all is well with you.. I need to go back up my
tower and just stay put and work, and stop all this day
dreaming.. I do realize that.. and we can just let the future
unfold as it will..
.. speaking of.. if we do manage our little getaway.. it's come
to my attention that we need to avoid any passage near the
Bermuda Triangle.. gosh, I just read the strangest stuff about
that.. you can get sucked right into another dimension with
that place.. (not that being with you wouldn't already be like
that.. in a sense.. hmm.. [sigh]..).. now wha – oh.. but it's tricky
business that triangle.. so, I suggest we keep that in mind should
we decide to head in that direction..
.. anyway.. I probably should have my efficient white dove get
this message to you, but, tell you the truth, he's a bit of a
busybody and a gossip, so.. better to just hope that you
somehow psychically receive this..

.. ever.. your v i o l e t (stem).. xx x.. heading up these creepy
winding stairs.. unto my writerly solitude.. though please know
you’re in my thoughts, my dearest]..